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Ookla The Mok Welcome to the Con 
featuring Worm Quartet, Devo Spice, and the great Luke Ski
A SuperFuMP Teamup!

Ookla's new hymn to science fiction conventions features the vocal contributions of Shoebox of Worm Quartet, Devo Spice of Sudden Death (formerly), and The Great Luke Ski of The Great Luke Ski!

If you've ever seen the inside of a locker or the bottom of a toilet...
If you know the Klingon word for virgin...
If you own a Star Fleet uniform and Jedi robes, because Star Wars is more of an evening thing...
If you like to rock out with your Spock out...
Then this song is for you!

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2012-01-27 kobifox
Awesome job. I think you guys have a classic here.
2012-01-27 ldlang
Nicely done you musical maniacs. What actually annoys and worries me is I understand almost all the references you make in this song and I am probably too old to be nerdish in that way. Must be from hanging out here with you youngsters at the FuMP. Con on man!
2012-01-27 Regel Gumm
Ah, the harmonies.
2012-01-27 iheartfunnymusic
I can't decide whether to be amused or insulted. I have definitely come to the right place.
2012-01-27 Insane Ian
Geek. Rock. ANTHEM.
2012-01-27 Jeff Reuben
Fantastic, I can relate a little too well!
2012-01-27 seamonkey
This is pretty frakkin' EPIC. LOVE IT!
2012-01-27 wildcard9
Guilty as charged on way to many of these qualifications. Well done! Now, when does the next con begin?
2012-01-27 dice1342
Great song, but half way through all I could think about was how sad Quelleks death was.
2012-02-09 voiceroy
[raises hand] [raises other hand] [bobs head] [rocks out]
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