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Morning Sidekick I Will Dismember You 
Don't you just love those teeny-tiny "Fun Size" Halloween candy bars? Me neither. But here's a short'n'sweet Fun Size Halloween-type song about mayhem - if you can "hack" it.

Break up with Sarah, and you may experience "separation" anxiety. Any way you "slice" it, you could go to "pieces". Listen and learn more. Quickly, now - "chop-chop"!

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2011-10-30 Insane Ian
I see what you did there...
2011-10-31 dino-mike
This is parody is a "cut" above the rest, and "chopped" down to just the right size for "consumption" and the singer's voice is "killer". I wanna wear her face like a mask... sorry, no pun for that MUUAHAHAHAHA!!!
2011-10-31 Carrie Dahlby
This elicited one of the trademark out-of-nowhere super-loud "HA!!!!" laughs from my husband from the other room. :)
2011-11-05 The8thHorcrux
I'm surprised this doesn't have more comments! This is a hilarious parody!!
2011-11-13 voiceroy
Sick n' twisted, just the way I like 'em... sometimes, and I do like this one.
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