The FuMP
2011-10-07
Artist
Tony Goldmark
Title
Burn
If the fabric of reality itself is crumbling before your very eyes right now, it must be because I AM ON THE FuMP! Hi, I'm Tony Goldmark. I did a parody rap about Harry Potter like seven frickin' years ago [no, the other one] and now after a regrettably-far-too-long absence from the dementia community, I, Tony Goldmark hisself, is am are BAAAAAAACK!!!
I'll politely wait for those crickets to finish speaking before I continue.
Okay, I recently finished recording my next album, GOLDMARK AFTER DARK, and I plan to release it in early 2012...but first, why not enjoy a few delicious FuMP-exclusive preview tracks? Starting with this delightful little ditty called "Burn." I haven't actually listened to "Burn" yet, but I found an uncompressed wave file of it lying around on my desktop this morning, credited to me. I am told that this credit is accurate, and also that it features the musical talents of Hank Maninger on guitar, Paul Olguin on bass, Paul Revelli on drums and Henry Salvia on keyboard, with Garth Webber engineering and mixing. I'm not sure exactly WHO has told me all this, but who am I to disagree? Enjoy!
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Comments
AiYume - Oct 7, 2011
Hi Tony! It's great to see you here and what a great song to start with! I always knew those furry little bastards were up to something!
EclecticLee - Oct 7, 2011
Welcome to the FuMP. I hope we all survive the experience.
A-Log - Oct 7, 2011
Glad to see that you have your sense of humor intact. Can't wait to hear more! If there were a music video for this, I'm sure TV's Kyle would do the animation.
TVsKyle - Oct 7, 2011
Aw, crap, it's Goldmark. There goes the neighborhood!
Toff - Oct 7, 2011
Interesting song. Like the music not the vocals.
Insane Ian - Oct 7, 2011
Delightfully twisted. Dark. Oh, and welcome Tony.
stevegoodie - Oct 7, 2011
"1-2-3-4-ROCK!!! Wait, hang on..." That moment was a truly awesome moment!
kobifox - Oct 7, 2011
You are a sick man, Tony Goldmark. I applaud you.
TonyGoldmark - Oct 7, 2011
So glad you all like it! Toff, if you dislike THESE vocals you should've heard the original demo, before the raccoons sobered up.
dice1342 - Oct 7, 2011
Sweet. Looking forward to hear more from you. Raccoons and Fire, two of my favorite things
TonyGoldmark - Oct 7, 2011
Oh, I've seen fire and I've seen raccoons... (James Taylor's first draft)
kcmikey - Oct 7, 2011
Love it! Can't get it out of my mind.... the song, not the burning... wait what's that smell... crap.. brb..
devospice - Oct 7, 2011
I really want to see a combination live action/animated video for this song. Get on that, would ya? :)
maxgoof - Oct 8, 2011
Yeah! Oh yeah!, this is great! And here's a response by Dipper!........Hang on.......h-hang on....wait....wait.....hang on.....oh crap.
chicagofan76 - Oct 8, 2011
Great to see your still making music, I havent heard much of your songs since ALCON 2002, i know I have atleast 1 of your CD's
STrRedWolf - Oct 8, 2011
We can use those services down in Baltimore, where a ton of houses need to be demolished...
xirkerate - Oct 8, 2011
I loved it! Although if this is what sober raccoons sound like, I dread to think what they are like drunk. ;)
TonyGoldmark - Oct 9, 2011
Sorry, STrRedWolf, but these raccoons have a strict "No Baltimore" policy. They keep insisting I don't want to know why.
Insane Ian - Oct 9, 2011
Being a Baltimoron myself, I can totally understand that...
mrwompy - Oct 9, 2011
Whew!!! Uh ... you ain't right!! (Don't worry -- that's a good thing!)
onib - Oct 10, 2011
Okay...wow! That was pretty freaking fantastic. And being from the Baltimorish area, I can agree that no explanation is really required.
dino-mike - Oct 11, 2011
Oh no, Goldmark's found the FuMP. Hahaha! Great job on this tune Tony, delightfully dark and devious.
Balder - Oct 12, 2011
One of us! One of us! Gooble gobble, gooble gobble!
Barnside - Oct 15, 2011
.... speaking of Raccoons in the house! Did I ever tell you the story of Uncle Thammis the Silver Back Raccoon and his daylight raid in my tomato patch?
Vladinatrix - Oct 20, 2011
On behalf of all my southern relations, I just wish to say - Them's good eatin'!
wyrdwyrd - Oct 25, 2011
That right there, that's whatcha call DE-men-tia with a capital DE. It's good, I like it. -- Furry cows moo and decompress.
wyrdwyrd - Oct 4, 2012
(now I'm being repetitious but...) this thing gets better every time I hear it.
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shoebox - Oct 7, 2011
YAAAAAY!! A glorious popping of your FuMP cherry, Mr. Goldmark! Severely goofy and sufficiently violent that I fear what you would do if you didn't have a musical outlet! Welcome aboard, and let the healing begin. Immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.