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2007-12-06
Carl Hatmaker I Think Monroe Shot Rudolph 
Ahhhh! The traditions of the holiday season! Rednecks, drinking, deer hunting and dead seasonal icons. What more could you want? I collaborated with legendary lyricist M Spaff Sumsion on this one. I hope you enjoy it.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
   
Comments:
2007-12-04 earrings2
You rock & that Spaff guy is UBER SEXY!
2007-12-06 devospice
Jeez, Spaff. What is this, your millionth song or something?
2007-12-06 wildcard9
And here I thought the worst thing you could do while hunting was shooting Bambi. Expect coal in your stocking for the rest of your life!
2007-12-06 Spaff.com
I paid Carl $10 to add the word "legendary" to the description. And yes, Devo, my goal is to be either omnipresent or ubiquitous. I haven't decided which yet. Which one is God? I'll be the other. I love this song, and not just 'cause my name shows up somewhere in the credits. I've been a fan of Carl Hatmaker's killer musicianship for about a year now, so I'm glad that he (1) joined The FuMP, and (2) agreed to work with me. Oh, and earrings2 is obviously very perceptive.
2007-12-06 artpaul
Hey you stole my song idea ! Do you have a copy of The Best of Art Paul Schlosser ? You'll find it there. It's called Venison Christmas. Hey but it's a great song you've written and I highly doubt you knew about my song. For if you did you would have given me credit. They say Brilliant minds think alike so I bet weird demented brains do to. Hey if your bored check out my song Venison Christmas on Apple iTunes and see what you think.
2007-12-06 Spaff.com
Wow - another guy recently accused me of stealing my idea for "I Heart Thanksgiving" from him. Apparently I'd better stop writing songs that are in any way connected with food.
2007-12-07 ProjectSisyphus
Holy dead reindeer, that's some mighty fine pickin' there, Carl, and great lyrics of course from Spaff (Earrings2: sorry, but he already has 7 wives). Welcome to the site!
2007-12-07 ProjectSisyphus
Holy dead reindeer, that's some mighty fine pickin' there, Carl, and great lyrics of course from Spaff (Earrings2: sorry, but he already has 7 wives). Welcome to the site!
2007-12-07 djseamus
In the tradition of "Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer", "Leroy the Redneck Reindeer" and "We're Havin' Reindeer for Breakfast on Xmas" comes another great, down-home country Christmas tune. I heartedly giggled myself sick through this one. But being from Vermont, I'm friends with a few hunters, and I can tell you they'd probably never drink while trying to "bag that buck"....maybe that's a Southern thing.
2007-12-09 ProjectSisyphus
Not sure why all my comments are getting posted twice, they were dumb enough the first time. As Worm Quartet would say, my apologies.
2007-12-20 seamonkey
Uh oh, looks like we're getting professional-er here on the FuMP!
Nice piece (of work... sit down Spaff!)
When you want to work with some REAL sexy you just let Shoebox know. Now THAT guy's hot.
Oh yes, yes, the song. Instant Christmas classic! I love the picture of Rudy's head mounted on the wall and Santa being served venison... MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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