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Kobi LaCroix I Have a Tuba This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
No, I don't.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2011-09-13 STrRedWolf
I thought you'll send up Bowling Valley Idiot...
2011-09-13 STrRedWolf
Ugh, not caffinated enuff...
2011-09-13 Adam
"Can I mambo dogface to the banana patch?" - Steve Martin 'Nuff said.
2011-09-13 devospice
This is so freakin' epic!
2011-09-13 minkwheel
You had me at carbonated mayo! -- FANTASTIC JOB! --KOBI'S STUFF JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER! Worm Quartet is now Worm QUINTET.....or not. Devo's right.. it's EPIC.
2011-09-13 gingorninja
That's my new ringtone sorted then.
2011-09-13 shoebox
I enjoyed this for some reason.
2011-09-13 mrwompy
Repeatedly assumed cow underwear might reply at the bottom inside lunar propane mice .... uh ... I meant to say ... GREAT SONG!!!
2011-09-13 Jeff Reuben
Was dragging at work until I listened to this. Might use this as my alarm each morning. Well done.
2011-09-14 CaptNova
Parts sound like Worm Quartet and other parts songs like Soggy Potato Chips.
2011-09-14 Insane Ian
I love this...but why do I feel like I've heard it before?
2011-09-14 BBWolf
Wow, just wow. . . my brain is blown. But my co-workers are looking at me funny.
2011-09-14 DJ Particle
Nova: I described this song on the MMA as a "style-parody of Worm Quartet slathered with Soggy Potato Chips sauce" ;)
2011-09-14 kobifox
Ian: You probably have. The original was released about a year ago. This is the remastered version.
2011-09-17 rick cormier
WTF just happened?!?! I love this!
2011-09-18 dino-mike
Holy crap... it's too early for this shit. Sounds awesome, but I'll need to listen later.
2011-09-19 voiceroy
I just scared the @#$% out of my wife with this song. Also, the chorus kills.
2011-09-25 djseamus
And I have a didgeridoo. It's plastic! It shrieks! Utterly Neighbor-repelling! Killer song, Kobi. Not sure what it means, but perhaps it doesn't need to mean anything, you know? Reminds me of Green Jelly's "Three Little Pigs".
2011-10-10 Toff
Someone pointed me to this song to give it a listen. Something I have never heard before. Very weird.
2012-04-05 kyril96
I have an earworm. It's made of wood. It's useless!
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