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Jesse Smith Starstruck 
Inspired, I suppose, by watching five seasons of "Dexter" straight through during treadmill sessions over lunch hours.

Or I'm a psychopath. Either way.

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2011-09-23 mrwompy
Uh ... wow .... uh ... I'm glad that I'm not a young beautiful female star!
2011-09-23 devospice
That was creepy. Like WOW-CREEPY! But yay!
2011-09-23 maxgoof
Reminds me of "Where I'm Keeping You" by Lund and Spaff
2011-09-24 dino-mike
Wow. This song is all-around awesome! May have been better suited as a halloween song, but damn that was amusing. Great work Jesse!
2011-09-27 rick cormier
You're not well but, you translate it very well into music!
2011-10-20 dice1342
Because of this song and Ian's stalking song, I have a new playlist on my phone. "Creepy songs" LOVE IT
2012-03-04 gnomebard
just wanted to say that I was cheering when the part about the Dire Straits came on. nice one man!
2012-03-04 gnomebard
sorry miss clicked the comments. but this song is good to.
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