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Flat 29 Dutiful Ladies 
featuring Chris Mezzolesta
Dutiful Ladies by Flat 29 - featuring the sexy sexy voice of Chris Mezzolesta of Power Salad.

Here at Flat 29, we can't stop falling for amazing ladies with prohibitively demanding professional/social lives. We love ladies who struggle to fit us into their hectic schedules, and we have their PA's on speed-dial on the off chance we might be able to arrange a lunchtime meeting sometime next April.

In this song, Dan lusts after a dedicated pastry chef working at a local bakery, Charlie propositions a devoted lollypop lady [who helps school kids cross the road - you have that in the America right?], and Rich serenades a lady who takes her dutiful devotion to puzzle games to a whole new level.

Vocals by Dan, Charlie and Rich of Flat 29
Featuring guest vocals by Chris Mezzolesta
Produced, mixed and mastered by Dan of Flat 29.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2011-07-26 maxgoof
*sniff* That was....dutiful....just dutiful *sniff*
2011-07-26 mrwompy
Wow!! Now I have a new word in my vocabulary!! And a dutiful song to play over and over in my brain!!
2011-07-26 Insane Ian
This is just great. All sorts of great.
2011-07-27 devospice
You... are... so... dutiful... to me!
2011-07-27 mrwompy
(Devo Spice has transformed into Joe Cocker!)
2011-07-28 Carrie Dahlby
Lovely! I love that you're "getting involved" in the FuMP and getting other FuMPers in your songs. :)
2011-07-28 lukeski
I am much too busy to leave a comment for this excellent song. #dutifulgentlemen
2011-07-31 dino-mike
Hahaha! Hells yeah!!!
2011-08-02 ProjectSisyphus
Another winner from Flat 29. But just for the record, we don't have lollipop ladies in the US to help kids cross the street. Our kids are mostly armed with automatic weapons.
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