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Robert Lund and Spaff.com Help Me, Vodka 
Salt Lake City has a couple of popular piano bars. [Salt Lake. Bars. Really.] On a night out with friends at one of them, Spaff was challenged to come up with a song parody that would suit the singalong piano-bar atmosphere. The result is this spoof of the Beach Boys' "Help Me, Rhonda." We'll let you know if it catches on.

M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
Robert Lund: All vocals, music, and production

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2011-07-12 maxgoof
This is one of those songs that, while easy to parody, is easy to parody wrong, since half of the song consists of the same three word. Makes it very easy to bore your audience. Best line is the 19 one.
2011-07-12 Balder
Wow there really needs to be a drink called a "Holy Stoli." Grinned ear to ear all through this. (Hello, I'm Party Rob, and I approve of this parody.)
2011-07-12 Insane Ian
Are you there, Vodka? It's Robert Lund and Spaff...
2011-07-13 mrwompy
Awesome!!! I also approve of this parody!!
2011-07-13 devospice
Man that was freakin' great. Someone needs to make a video for this song.
2011-07-13 dreamer82
I like the song. seems like maxgoof has some good points though.
2011-07-14 Spaff.com
Thanks for the comments, all.

Repetitive lyrics? I'm sure I don't know what you mean. Incidentally, our next few parodies are of "Float On," "Black Betty," and "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall."

2011-07-14 dino-mike
This was is awesome track!!! It made me snicker with child like amusement. Great job, as always.
2011-07-14 Jeff Reuben
I'm betting this will do well at the piano bar. I'm sure the help at 19 was while he was in Canada :)
2011-07-15 simmkath
Fun! And I lived in for 7 years, booze was not impossible, just inconvenient, to get.
2011-07-15 ProjectSisyphus
It figures if SLC has two bars, Spaff and Lund would find them both. Nice work on this drinking song. Looking forward to the "99 Bottles" parody. While you're at it, why not "One More NIght" by Phil Collins?
2011-07-16 weirdojace
2011-07-20 smyle
...and don't forget Spandau Ballet's "True"
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