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2007-11-20
Carrie Dahlby Dear Britney 
Britney Spears, always a media target, is now a target here on the FuMP. Carrie Dahlby lampoons the 'pop tart' in a parody of 'Dear Prudence' by the Beatles. Vocals, lyrics, keyboards and hand clapping by Carrie Dahlby, drums and tambourine by Jared Ringold of Possible Oscar, high guitar, main guitar, lead guitar, and bass guitar all by Carrie's father Michael Haselman. In a tradition set by Guns N Roses and their Don't Cry song, head to the Sideshow to hear a version of the song with alternate lyrics, and also with a slightly different instrumental mix.
This song is now available on the following CDs:
      
Comments:
2007-11-20 madmanOTL
ROFL!
2007-11-20 devospice
Very nice!
2007-11-20 EMC
Britney should put on underwear.Well Played, Carrie!
2007-11-20 budsharpe
This is a winner! You nailed the vocal arrangement and classic sound.
2007-11-20 budsharpe
This is a winner! You nailed the vocal arrangement and classic sound.
2007-11-20 dino-mike
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!! SHE'S HUMAN!!! YOU'RE LUCKY SHE EVEN PERFORMS FOR YOU!!! LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!
2007-11-20 lukeski
DINO-MIKE, LEAVE CARRIE ALONE!!! HER PLAN TO PARODY EVERY BEATLES SONG EVER HAS JUST BEGUN!!! ;P Great job, Carrie!
2007-11-20 seamonkey
Uh-oh. Carrie called me to task for screwing with the Beatles! Now who's the Yoko calling the Seamonkey bandwrecker? Maybe you should appear on the Boobles album, Carrie?
Heh heh... nice song even though I pledged to kill myself at the next Britney Spears referen... *BANG!*
2007-11-20 Carrie Dahlby
Hey SM, your continued existence is what let me know I could fuck with a classic beloved eternal song such as that and continue living. ;)
2007-11-20 Carrie Dahlby
I'd most likely love to appear on the Boobles ablum. Email me.
2007-11-20 Spaff.com
Great production. And I love the sub for "Look around round round round...." Hee. I'm writing a duet for you and Luke Ski. You've been warned.
2007-11-21 Hurricane
You know, I believe this song hits what I think of Miss Spears completely. Bravo Pixelene, Bravo :)
2007-11-21 LoonieBin
SEAMONKEY, LEAVE SEAMONKEY ALONE!
2007-11-23 artpaul
Great song and quite funny ! Are you going to compile all your beatle parodies into one CD sometime later ?
2007-11-23 Derwood Bowen
Yeah, there seems to be a common trend of Beatles parodies on the FuMP. I think this makes 4 now? Great work though!
2007-11-25 djseamus
This is superb, Carrie. Awesome vocals again combined with dead-on musicianship from the likes of PossCar and your Dad. Ummn...Oops, you did it again? How do you do it?
2007-11-25 NakedBrainStudios
wooot!
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