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Steve Goodie Where Would I Be Without Me - Charlie Sheen edition 
There's a lot of significant stuff going on in the news, and yet somehow our favorite idiot Charlie Sheen keeps popping up in the headlines -- even though he's not doing a single interesting thing. I think that deserves a song. And so does Charlie. It's so Winning!

If you like this song, it can be purchased [in its original version, written for Paris Hilton] on Welcome To Stupid Country, my 2008 release straight from Nashville Tennessee. It includes "The NASCAR Song" and a bunch of other fun stuff. Order by March 31 and get two for the price of one. Wow!

Music and lyrics: SG and Tim Panyard
Instruments, vocals, and production: SG

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2011-03-18 Insane Ian
This was great live at Marscon this year...thanks for posting this one the FuMP! Awesome stuff as always...
2011-03-18 devospice
I have a feeling you're going to be able to recycle this song for a new celebrity every 3 years or so. :)
2011-03-18 weirdojace
Freakin' love this song.
2011-03-21 batlrar
For some reason, I find this song funnier to think of it as being about a random person instead of any of several celebrities it could be about. Maybe it's because we expect it from celebrities, but it's funny to have just some random person being that full of himself. Maybe it's ... just me?
2011-03-21 Jeff Reuben
I agree, loved hearing this at MarsCon this year. Nice to see it up here to catch it again.
2011-03-22 dino-mike
This is one of those universal songs... you can really apply it anywhere.
2011-05-05 velofille
this is a straight rip off of the song 'Shaving Cream' which is years and years old, just re-worded. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0mDj3I5uiM
2011-05-05 velofille
oops, sorry that comment was meant for another song ... that rips off Shaving cream! :D
2011-09-29 Regel Gumm
Laugh-out-loud funny.
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