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Insane Ian Cooler Than Me 
As a nerd, it's easy to be categorized as...shall we say, "socially awkward". There are somethings we do, say, or wear that just don't fit in with the normal standards of "cool". That said, often times we may have the opportunity to meet someone even MORE awkward than ourselves.

The subject of this song is the former. If these allegations be true, then the narrator of this tune must be the most unhip and non-cool person on the planet. Which, at times, HAS been me. I mean, hell, I had a mullet*. In college. On purpose.

Parody of "Cooler Than Me" by Mike Posner.

*no offense, ShoEboX. ^_^

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2011-01-28 oddaustin
I feel bad that you had such hollow and uninteresting music to work with here. Good re-production of this three track production nonetheless!
2011-01-28 devospice
Yep. Been there.
2011-01-28 maxgoof
Okay, I don't know if the singer is being sarcastic, or envious. Either way, this works.
2011-01-28 Jeff Reuben
This is awesome
2011-01-28 MarlinsGirl
very Cool song, Ian.
2011-02-01 lukeski
Hearing this makes me glad I didn't do my Oliver Twist song "Gruel-er Than Me". Hooray for Ian! Please sir, can I have some more?
2011-02-01 ProjectSisyphus
I get it. I like it. But you'll never be cooler than Luke, who once claimed to have "enough action figures to re-shoot the original movie."
2011-02-03 EclecticLee
Not familiar with the original, but I like your version!
2011-02-04 wildcard9
This was cool, but you still have a way to go to hit cold and frigid :-)
2011-02-04 weirdojace
This song is cooler than me!
2011-02-07 Carrie Dahlby
Look! A COMMENT! This song is in your range, which is a good thing. :)
2011-02-24 DrVern
Superior to the song on which it is based..'Nuf Said
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