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Devo Spice Half-Assed Rapper 
So there I was, driving around northern New Jersey, listening to a New York radio station, and I was absolutely shocked by what passes for Hip Hop these days. Most of the rappers I heard sounded like they weren't even trying. They sounded like they just rolled out of bed, stumbled into the studio, mumbled a few lines, then went back to bed. I began amusing myself by mocking them. After I came up with the half-assedly sung chorus I realized I had a song to write. This is the end result. Enjoy!

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2010-12-31 j2n4me
All over ya / Wachovia killed me. Thank you.
2010-12-31 Insane Ian
Seriously, one of my favorites of your recent tracks. Really funny lines here. Loved this one.
2010-12-31 mrwompy
Wachovia is now Wells Fargo, but that wouldn't rhyme. Well, I guess that wouldn't matter in this song. 8^) Great job of intentionally doing a bad job!!
2010-12-31 maxgoof
Devo, your sense of rhythm is too strong. You weren't off beat like you said. :)
2010-12-31 dino-mike
This is soooo beyond true it's actually a bit frustrating. Well done buddy!
2010-12-31 ldlang
So how many donuts were offed in the procurement of the perfect mumble?
2010-12-31 lukeski
LOL Wachovia represent bitches! Serioulsy Devo, this song rules. And was that Steve Goodie as the man in the booth?
2010-12-31 AiYume
Boy, between you and Patton it's officially "Get off my lawn" Week. {laugh} Seriously, though, modern rap sucks.
2010-12-31 morningsidekick
Ugh. Bad enough to air on radio. This could actually work as an act. Rapper whose persona is that he's too cool to give a shit about what he produces. Fans would admire that his attitude is "F the label!"
Only chumps sweat over a rhyme
Only chumps be at the studio on time
I don't bow down to no record exec
Give a shit? Yo, that's too much to expeck
2010-12-31 oddaustin
Lead single for the new Spice album complete!
2011-01-02 mrjuju
Just a heads up, I used this song in my podcast. I gave both your name and website in the show and release notes, and gave the Fump a shout out as well. If you want to give a listen here is the address (the January 1, 2011 episode has your song in it): http://beyondradio.libsyn.com/january-1-2011
2011-01-04 badavecom
Okay, well, it is what its meant to be, unfortunately that's what rap and hip hop (a once fresh genre) has become. . .so good satire!
2011-01-06 madmanOTL
Very true, accurate and funny song.
2011-01-06 weirdojace
Great! Pretty accurate representation of a lot of rap today.
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