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Marc Gunn Celtic Christmas Elf Conscription Song 
The stories abound about how English ship captains conscripted unwary people in pubs. But little is it known that Santa's elves do the same with other fae around the world. Santa's elves get unsuspecting leprechauns drunk and drag them off to the North Pole to slave away in Santa's Workshop. It's a serious lesson for faery folk.

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2010-12-19 scifantasy
Is there a problem with the HQ file? I get a 0KB download.
2010-12-19 devospice
He apparently never uploaded it. (?!) I'm going to email him now about it.
2010-12-19 STrRedWolf
Yeah, it's a pure 404 on this end.
2010-12-19 marcgunn
Sorry ya'll. Not sure what happened, but I reuploaded it.
2010-12-19 devospice
OK, the high quality file is working now.
2010-12-20 Danny D
I'm impressed.
2011-01-10 djseamus
I love this song, Marc.
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