Despite all the crap he has to put up with, Santa remains suspiciously jolly. We think we know why that is.
On an unrelated note, here's parody of Crosby, Stills and Nash's "Wasted on the Way." Robert also recorded a version that reproduces CSN's instrumentation, but we decided that this a cappella version is, you know, more mellow, dude.
M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
Robert Lund: Vocals and production
Oh, and while we're here, let's throw in a gratuitous plug for Robert Lund's Christmas album, Elves Gone Wild! If you already own a copy, buy another one. Santa needs the spare change.