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Steve Goodie Shall We Burn A Book For Jesus 
So there's this nut in Gainesville, Florida [where I used to live] who really wanted to burn a bunch of Korans. Maybe he will... maybe he won't... we were in suspense all week. Either way he is as FuMP-worthy as anything I've seen in a long time.

In the [updated] words of Paula Poundstone: "Book burning in the year 2010? Did we learn nothing from Footloose?"

Please feel free to request it on Dr. Demento here.

Steve Goodie: Lyrics, music, instruments, vocals, and production
the great Luke Ski: Funny voices

The video is here!

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2010-09-10 devospice
Um, yeah. Awesome!
2010-09-10 batlrar
I thought this was going to end with people burning Bibles to prove to him that it works both ways, but apparently someone told him if he does this it might spark terrorist retaliations on huge scales, so he pretty much said "Okay, I won't do it." Think this'll even make the history books? Nice song, though, especially with how quick it took you!
2010-09-10 Insane Ian
Oooh...sick burn.
2010-09-10 Spaff.com
Right and good.
2010-09-10 weirdojace
This is awesome. You're awesome.
2010-09-10 wildcard9
Quoran season, FIRE!!!
2010-09-10 madmanOTL
Thank you for making this. I could not explain how I feel about this any better than you did in this song.
2010-09-10 nick007
I'm a Secular Humanist & I fully support this song. It would be funny if someone put this on really loudly in a church LOL I'm cruel xD
2010-09-11 dino-mike
Very topical and catchy. Well done Steve.
2010-09-11 mrwompy
Steve, you have created yet another masterpiece!!!
2010-09-12 davewhite
Sounds like something a six year old came up with. Have you young children Steve?
2010-09-12 stevegoodie
Thanks everyone... it took a lot of frenzied energy to get this song done in one day, and then more still to get the video done the next day. I'm glad you all liked it. And thanks for your comment too, davewhite... seems like you hate everything I do, so if I don't get a scathing remark from you I feel I've failed. ^_^
2010-09-16 Wingus
Hahahaha, awesome. Totally lost it at Luke's bit at the end.
2010-09-18 Barnside
Bravo. BTW is that a telephone under Terry Jones nose? A hot-line to god?
2010-09-21 djseamus
"Maybe there
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