The FuMP
2010-09-24
Artist
Seamonkey
Title
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Striking while the Gaga is hot, Seamonkey - considering changing his name to 'Lordy Gag-Gag' - gets further back to his root by exploring underground Asian massage parlours in this parody of Lady Gaga's 'Alejandro'!
I'm not sure that this one is technically squick or if you'd just call it explicit, but let's just say DO NOT PLAY THIS ONE FOR THE KIDDOS OR YOUR ASIAN FRIENDS!!
...Unless, of course, you run an underground Asian massage parlour and need a training guide for the next generation of 'masseuse'!
Hope you ROR! And prease, come again....
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Comments
devospice - Sep 24, 2010
This one totally made me ROR!
stevegoodie - Sep 24, 2010
So delightfully offensive! You a very very bad man, Seamonkey.
dino-mike - Sep 24, 2010
"No Sucky-suck" ROR!!!
jessesmithproductions - Sep 24, 2010
Funny and I love the arrangement, instruments, stereo mix and reverb. Real pleasant feel in the 'phones.
weirdojace - Sep 24, 2010
Hahaha nice.
seamonkey - Sep 24, 2010
I just gotta say thanks to Jesse Smith up there for that, cuz personally the mix and balance I came out with is my biggest point of contention with this song. Don't get me wrong, I'll offend you all in many, many ways, but I try not to do it with the production!! Heh heh... You had a "Real pleasant feel in (your) 'phones." Uh-huh huh huh huh huh huh....
MarissaGoldmark - Sep 24, 2010
This song would have been perfect for Opie & Anthony's Most Offensive Song Contest. As expected awesome production and hilariously offensive in its ridiculousness. :)
Insane Ian - Sep 25, 2010
Filthy. I love it.
lukeski - Sep 25, 2010
This song needs to be on Red Peter's SongSnatch PodCast. :)
Barnside - Sep 25, 2010
ah .... OK. Who is Lady Gaga? Any relationship to Gidget's Gaga? ;)
PowerSalad - Sep 27, 2010
HANDJOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!!!! OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!
wildcard9 - Sep 28, 2010
Just hearing this song for the first time, is the chorus from the Abba song Fernando?? If not, I have to find the original song since my mind is making very weird connections, even for a Seamonkey song.
DJ Particle - Oct 3, 2010
Actually, the beat of the original song reminds me more of Ace of Base than ABBA *heh*
steelbeard1 - Oct 17, 2010
I can relate to that. I got the MP3 player blues because its battery cannot hold a charge anymore. But back to the subject, there is a happy ending to the story. You can still get corded only shavers, but they are hard to find. They are still available in Canada. A shaver shop in Toronto which is online has a Braun foil model and two Philips rotary models which are cord only. I myself have a web site devoted to electric shavers called the Electric Shaver Page at http://iavbbs.com/gflinn Ghastly Gary
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BathTub - Sep 24, 2010
lol, so so bad...