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Morning Sidekick Everybody Go See Twilight 
Count Dracula has a few issues with contemporary vampires. The old fart.

BTW - We usually keep our songs ultra-short, cuz that's what radio DJs have asked us to do. Any FuMP artists who want to do their own version - email us and we'll send you the music bed - easy to cut and paste more verses.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2010-07-02 devospice
2010-07-02 Insane Ian
Somehow, this seems like the wrong "Bella"...this is more Legosi than whinny emo chick. Well done!
2010-07-02 morningsidekick
D'oh! I never noticed the Bella/Bela thing. Which is dumb considering the first line in the first book is: "What was that noise outside the window? Bella - look - go see!"
2010-07-02 wildcard9
I want this song to be longer!! Well done, very enjoyable. Even better when you listen without checking the FuMP page first.
2010-07-03 nick007
I wanted this to be longer as well wildcard9. I don't understand this vampire trend yet some idiots think I'm one & I don't wear black & don't watch these movies. I want this as my ring-tone
2010-07-03 ozshadow
ye gods this is a classic song - just had to make a clip for it (well i didnt but the gf pusshed me into doing it ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo-xFNVFYP4
2010-07-04 morningsidekick
Nicely done ozshadow! Especially like the edit where Lugosi says Edward's lipstick "makes him sick" and Edward covers him mouth!
2010-07-11 voiceroy
Longer, please!
2010-08-17 djseamus
I also wish this was longer, but It will be definately by played on my annual halloween/Celtic New Year show....and I wouldn't be surprised if Dr. Demento puts it into heavy rotation as well. Well done, Morning Sidekick! Two fangs up.
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