So maybe you've heard that there's this oil spill thing going on in the Gulf of Mexico. But don't worry: "The ocean will take care of this on its own," according to Rush Limbaugh. "It's natural. It's as natural as the ocean water is."
In Rush's defense, he's only marginally stupider than most people when it comes to proposing solutions. In fact, since some of BP's actions indicate that they're smoking something, their team really should be renamed the Doobie Brothers.
As you ponder whether that name has been used before, here's a parody of - you guessed it - "Black Water."
The video of this can be seen at SteveGoodie.com.
Many thanks to the staggeringly brilliant Spaff, a god among men, for the song's concept and for collaborating on the lyrics. And for writing every word of this description.
Concept and lyrics: Steve Goodie and M. Spaff Sumsion
Fiddle: Tim Lorsch
Guitars, bass, drums, vocals, and production: Steve Goodie