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Robert Lund and Spaff.com Eat You Now 
All country music should be about cows. Without cows, after all, there would be no cowboys. Without cowboys, there would be no country music. So there. Cows cows cows cows cows.

On an unrelated note, here is a parody of "Need You Now," the current country/pop crossover megahit by Lady Antebellum.

M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
Cari Golden: Vocals
Robert Lund: Vocals
Bob Emmet: Acoustic guitars, high-string guitar, electric guitars, slide guitar [with screwdriver], bass, piano, synthesizers, drum programming, mixing, and cows

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2010-06-01 weirdojace
Udderly terrific.
2010-06-01 nick007
I thought the original was was overplayed but now I have a rezone to like it xD I'm suddenly want hamburgers
2010-06-01 maxgoof
This is...WRONG!! And funny. :)
2010-06-01 PowerSalad
BEEF. IT'S WHAT'S FOR COMEDY. (bum bum bum) Thanks to Spaff and Bob for their patience with my inability to schedule in the male vocals for this one, woulda been fun. Spaffalicious as always!
2010-06-01 rick cormier
I actually worked in a slaughterhouse for two weeks. That was far too long. Despite that, I have no beef with the writer or performers of this parody.
2010-06-02 mrwompy
8^) 8^) MOOOO!!!! 8^(
2010-06-02 dino-mike
Awww... I like cows... and not for nutritional value. Great production on this tune.
2010-06-03 Pascotimes
As they would say on "The Soup": So meaty!
2010-06-05 ProjectSisyphus
From the production team, we loved doing up this bovine ballad. Spaff you are the original Mad Cow.
2010-06-10 filkertom
I like cows. They like me. They go "moo". Excellent work, all.
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