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Robert Lund and Spaff.com Rentboy 
For decades, George Rekers has been one of America's most outspoken anti-gay activists, founding organizations and providing "expert witness" against everything from gay Boy Scouts to same-sex foster parents.

It was therefore shocking - SHOCKING! - to find that Rekers recently took a vacation to Europe with "Lucien," a strapping "rentboy" Rekers had met on [where else?] rentboy.com. Rekers insists that he is not gay and that the barely-of-age male escort only went along to, quote, "lift his luggage."

Lucien says yeah, well, that and to provide daily hour-long sexual massages.

Since it can't possibly have occurred to anyone yet to make jokes about this story, here's a parody of the Beatles' "This Boy." [Forgive us, Fab Four.]

"Lift his luggage." Rekers puts the Freud in schadenfreude.

M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
Robert Lund: All instruments, vocals, and production

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2010-05-09 Balder
Tom Smith, World's Fastest Filker: A challenger appears!
2010-05-09 maxgoof
The puns in this are just AWFUL!!! I'm jealous.
2010-05-09 weirdojace
Oh my god... these lyrics. Amazing.
2010-05-09 rick cormier
Sounds like old Georgie got it in the end here, eh Matt? FAB-ulous concept and lyrics and excellent delivery of same by Mr. Lund.
2010-05-10 stevegoodie
Brilliant fellers! As usual, nobody does it better (or faster) than Spaff & Lund! Man, I just want to SMACK that guy! Except he'd probably enjoy it... oh well... you guys did the right thing...
2010-05-11 KingErroneous
That was an excellent little, um, quickie.
2010-05-11 Balder
I also want to point out the hilarious fact that due to this song's title being on the front page, all the Google ads are for gay personals. XD
2010-05-12 smbrinich
Luggage Lifter wanted: Must have Wide Stance....
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