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Robert Lund and Spaff.com Hey, Old Stripper 
A parody of "Hey, Soul Sister," the current hit by Train. [Insert your own joke about this going off the rails.]

Robert's voice may never recover.

M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
Robert Lund: All instruments, vocals, and production

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2010-04-23 weirdojace
I wanted to parody this, but once again Spaff came up with an idea better than anything I'd ever come up with. :P

This is a great parody. Good job, Spaff. Excellent vocals, Robert.
2010-04-23 oddaustin
This is fantastic, guys. Lyrics are wonderful, and the vocals are perfect.
2010-04-23 stevegoodie
Mmmmm... stripper-licious! I especially like the nod to Dino-Mike (dork friend... right?). Classic, yet in such poor taste. Mmmm!
2010-04-23 Insane Ian
Truly awesome...wow.
2010-04-23 JakeWaters
I'd love to see a video for this...Or would I? I'm not sure. Love the song though.
2010-04-23 voiceroy
Spaff spoke: "Robert's voice may never recover." Yeah, that's the downside to doing a full-out parody when you want to capture the original style, but I personally would've cheated on this one and modulated the key down a few for myself. But if Robert was up to the task, I applaud his efforts. Clever, funny stuff.
2010-04-24 squirreludecker
it is worth noting that this version is more enjoyable to listen to than the Train version, which has gotten overplayed a lot lately.
2010-04-26 devospice
I find that to be the case with many parodies, overplayed or not. :)
2010-04-29 madcowtipper
dude this awesome, i have to say its one of my favorites. you and spaf did a great job.
2010-04-29 Barnside
I'm still in recovery ;)
2010-05-03 rick cormier
this is just WRONG! It's brilliant, of course, but I definitely don't want to see the video. Reminds me of a comedy bit I wrote about my aunt who is a hooker. You might have heard of her, she's the oldest trick in the book.
2010-05-03 ProjectSisyphus
Great geriatric parody and nice vocals by Robert. You guys pick the best songs
2010-07-26 stalker
my room mate says betty white should do the video for this song
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