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Moneyshot Cosmonauts You're Homely but I'll Sleep with You 
For such a declaration of fidelity, "I Only Want to Be with You" is a song that really gets around. It has been recorded shloads of times, including hit versions by Dusty Springfield, the Bay City Rollers, the Tourists, Nicolette Larson, Luis Miguel, and Samantha Fox.

Now, we figure, it's Lady Gaga's turn. Her version, of course, would have to be dramatically different. So we're going Gaga with this parody, which is just like the original - but dramatically different.

"I want your ugly," indeed.

M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
Cari Golden: Lead and backing vocals
Bob Emmet: Arrangement, instruments, backing vocals, recording, mixing

Oh, and the coda is a reference to the icky "Licky."

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2010-03-26 Insane Ian
This was AWESOME. "everyone else has Left", "tequilabotomy" and "plead the fifth" KILLED me.
2010-03-26 mrwompy
Great parody!! I laughed and laughed!! (Especially liked the term "tequilabotomy".)
2010-03-26 ProjectSisyphus
If just one person hears this and thinks it's truly Lady Gaga, our work here will have been so worth it. Please, rumour mongers of the internet. Make it happen.
2010-03-26 madmanOTL
I wasn't thinking Lady Gaga but the song did remind me of someone. Very cleverly done.
2010-03-26 Balder
OMFG I have GOT to make a drink called a "tequillabotomy"
2010-03-26 MattMan_1_00
You guys never cease to amaze me with your songs! The vocals, the songs picked to parody, and the parody subjects are always AWESOME! Keep it up!
2010-03-27 maxgoof
Oh, yeah...the bar is raised once again!
2010-04-02 filkertom
Serious joy over here. +1 on the wonderfulness of "tequilabotomy".
2010-04-04 Barnside
If money is no problem and your have a good healthcare program: 1 oz of Oro Azul Tequila (worm optional) 1 oz of Bacardi 151 A squeeze of lemon and a drop of Grenadine
2010-04-09 voiceroy
There can never be enough Gaga parodies, she deserves each and every one of them. And dang, hot vocals on this. If Gaga sounded that good, I might actually enjoy her music.
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