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Moneyshot Cosmonauts Hookin' for Drugs (In All the Wrong Places) 
With Valentine's Day just around the corner, here's a love song for y'all.

It's a parody, as you've already deduced, of "Lookin' for Love," a big ol' hit for Johnny Lee [and, later, Buckwheat].

After witnessing Seamonkey and Seamonkette's career-defining 2007 concert at the Holiday Inn in Akron, Ohio, Spaff wrote this biographical sketch for the pair. After only two years of begging, they gave in and recorded it.

Incidentally, the drummer for Seamonkey's side project, The Boobles, used to play for Johnny Lee. Seriously. It's almost like that British guy who accidentally married his own twin sister.

M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
Bob Emmet: All instruments and music mixing
Seamonkette: Vocals
Seamonkey: Vocals and final mixing

Choose the 128k download [the 3:12 "single edit version"] or the 192k download [the 3:47 "album version"] for however YOU take your aural drugs!

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2010-01-29 Balder
Wow. I mean that in many, many ways, nearly all of them good. XD
2010-01-29 Balder
Oh, and "Scrapbook Oasis" killed me.
2010-01-29 forestofthedead
Good song.
2010-01-29 stevegoodie
Once again, YES! Great lyrics, Spaff... and great singing, Monkey and Monkette. Red-light/blue-light... priest/sales increased... just spectacular!
2010-01-29 weirdojace
That was pretty enjoyable. Good job, everyone involved.
2010-01-29 cyberwraith
Very, very nice work. There are so many great things about this that I can't even begin to list them. Great work, y'all
2010-01-29 cyberwraith
Bob Emmet gets a gold star on his report card, though.
2010-01-29 cyberwraith
2010-01-31 mrwompy
2010-01-31 ProjectSisyphus
Thanks cyberwraith! How pleased I was to see this song, the scourge of a decade, get roped and branded by Spaff & the Seamonkeys. Fantastic job, all.
2010-02-02 Spaff.com
I finally got to download and hear both final versions (single and album) last night. I'm thrilled beyond repair.

To Bob and the Seamonkeys: Totally dope! You crack me up! I'm methmerized!

2010-02-02 Spaff.com
Oh, and thanks for the comments, everyone. What a trip.
2010-02-12 Spaff.com
Ha! I just heard about this. I had no idea it was an actual place:
2010-02-12 voiceroy
The day the Cosmonauts make a song that is not funny and full of awesome production is the day I die.
2010-02-13 Spaff.com
I'm going to take out a life insurance policy on voiceroy. Yo know, just in case.
2011-12-11 Dr. Pant Load
Does a "Drug Free School Zone" mean I can score some free Crank?
2011-12-11 Dr. Pant Load
Does a "Drug Free School Zone" mean I can score some free Crank?
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