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Power Salad Santa's Gonna Telecommute This Christmas 
Power Salad returns to The FuMP with a Christmas extravaDanza. Santa decides to get with the times, and as lazy as the rest of us, by trading in his sleigh and reindeer for a router and a mouse. Hilarity ensues, as it well should. Lyrics by Craig Marks. Susie played by Abby Marks. Childrens choir sung by Marissa Mezzolesta. Music, arrangements, recording and production, all male voices, Halion Symphonic Orchestra, upright bass, paint stirrers, sopranino recorder, soprano recorder, alto recorder, tenor recorder, and bass recorder by Chris Mezzolesta. Whew.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2009-12-11 Insane Ian
This makes my brain hurt with how awesome it is. Seriously, this is fantastic...I absolutely love it!
2009-12-11 mrwompy
Dial-up? What's that?!? 8^) This song is hilarious & well-done!!!
2009-12-11 oddaustin
Though it is true that any song with the phrase "Santas royally screwed!" automatically is amazing, the awesome music, lyrics, and concept also add to its brilliance.
2009-12-11 maxgoof
Brilliant concept, brilliant songwriting, brilliant execution.
2009-12-11 devospice
What they said. This is a truly awesome song.
2009-12-11 stevegoodie
Beautiful... just beautiful. You had me at "what's going on?" I haven't laughed quite like this in a long time. Well, ever, really...
2009-12-11 chriswaffle
I loved the breakdown after "That's why he's growing exponentially".HI-larious. Great song!
2009-12-11 dino-mike
Wow... simply wow. This song is my new favorite X-mas tune of 2009!!! Freaking amazing man! Well done.
2009-12-11 forestofthedead
Good stuff.
2009-12-13 madmanOTL
Awesome song! Now I have to rearrange things for my show next Thursday to play it.
2009-12-13 Spaff.com
More brilliance from the C(raig) + C(hris) Music Factory! This has been stuck in my head all weekend, dammit.
2009-12-13 voiceroy
And a new Christmas comedy classic was thus created. Great song! Lyrics, please?
2009-12-14 Carrie Dahlby
Nicely done, as always! You made me giggle at work.
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