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2009-11-20

Tom Smith

New Moon

I love doo-wop. I love making fun of bad movies. Our newest bad movie, The Twilight Saga: New Moon -- based on the gooey sparkly ode to falling in love with dead guys by Stephenie Meyer -- is going to make a ton of money even though it's utter crap. Thus does a song come together. I would've made it longer, but the movie isn't worth the effort.

This song is now available on the following CDs:

Comments:

2009-11-20

devospice

Nicely done! I have no desire to see the movies, but I'm sure if they were as short as these songs I'd give them a try.

2009-11-20

seamonkey

Tell us how you really feel, Tom! I actually called my mother to see what chores and fix-ups she needed me to do this weekend while my wife and daughters see the film. Chores over special effects and teenage sexual angst? Yep. Nice one.

2009-11-20

djseamus

I've got a confession to make: I have a "Team Edward" peice of flair in my flair collection on my Facebook profile, but only because my name is Edward. I have never seen nor read the Twilight movies or books and I never will. Thanks for revealing the plot of "New Moon" for me, Tom. Now I don't have to go see it! You spared me from what sounds like a really horrible movie! You're the best, man. Keep on doo-woppin'!

2009-11-20

Spaff.com

So on Thursday I'm thinking, hey, how 'bout "New Moon" to "Blue Moon"? - then Friday arrives and here's Tom Smith knocking that idea out of the multiplex. Nice work, man.

I love this review of Twilight review by Pete Vonder Haar of Film Threat:

"Q: When is a vampire not a vampire? A: When it goes out in daylight, sees itself in a mirror, doesn�t drink human blood, and still manages to suck."

2009-11-20

forestofthedead

I liked this one.

2009-11-21

maxgoof

Great work, Tom! Quick on the draw, and the obvious lead in rhyme to an explicative that you then avoid...LOL!!!!

2009-11-22

weirdojace

This movie made $72 million in two days. This movie made $72 MILLION in two days. $72 MILLION. TWO DAYS.

2009-11-23

Balder

LEAVE EDWARD ALONE!! He's a HUMAN BEING!! Wait, no he isn't. Carry on.

2009-11-23

stevegoodie

This so totally ROCKS! Nice job. So simple, yet so... um... simple. Dum-dum-dum, da-dum-da-dum-dum... YEAH!!

2009-11-24

JonnySpazzbourne

Bleeding hysterical, pun intended.

2009-11-25

cuajitoben

Hey man, don't be hatin' on Twilight. It's a great way to get on your lady's good side. I took my wife to see New Moon... A happy wife makes for a happy husband... :)

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