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2009-10-25
Moneyshot Cosmonauts A Little Undead 
Apparently, the best way to attract hotties these days is to be a vampire. Or a singer in a video-friendly band. Or both.

Here, then, is a vampire-themed parody of Matchbox Twenty's monster hit "Unwell." The hotties should start congregating any minute now.

Type AB personalities:
M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
Chris Mezzolesta: Vocals
Bob Emmet: Instruments and mixing

This song is now available on the following CDs:
      
Comments:
2009-10-25 weirdojace
I certainly want to have Spaff's babies. Awesome work.

No one sucks like me... heh heh.
2009-10-25 djseamus
Spaff - "I'm not pasty, just a little un-dead"! Hmmm...maybe that's my excuse as well. Loved the "SPF infinity" too. Bob E. - The banjo is a wierd, but nice touch. Chris M. - superbly vampirific vocals there!
2009-10-26 Balder
Great work all around, especially Chris M's vocals!
2009-10-26 Spaff.com
Thanks, dudes. And Jace: If I had some, I'd hand 'em over to you.

Public thanks to Bob for yet another bang-on production and to Chris for perfectly matching the weird-ass phrasing. I wrote these lyrics for Halloween 2006 and of course I hoped to get them recorded someday, so I'm thrilled that Bob and Chris finally brought this monster to life.

2009-10-26 stevegoodie
Good monster, Spaff!
2009-10-27 voiceroy
Another outstanding production from the Cosmonauts. I want an all-Moneyshot Cosmonauts album. Now.
2009-11-04 ProjectSisyphus
Thanks guys. I betcha Spaff's working on the Cosmonauts album as we speak, unless he's overdrawn at the blood bank.
2011-09-26 Balder
I somehow missed this one two years ago but it's going on my Halloween party playlist! Excellent work, gentlemen.
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