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TV's Kyle Eatin' Paste 
Just in time for back to school! I don\'t think I ever actually ate paste as a kid, but it was really tempting. It reminded me of cream cheese. Thankfully cooler heads prevails and I, you know, ate some cream cheese. For those keeping score, this is another hideously old track re-done for public conFuMPtion.

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2009-09-29 lukeski
Another great catchy tune from TV's Kyle, this one really STICKS with you! Get it?! Sticks with you?! Paste?! Hello?! Stop looking at me like that!! I'M INCREDIBLY WITTY!!!
2009-09-29 weirdojace
Oh man, this will be stuck in my head all week.
2009-09-29 carlau
love the production. i'm pasting my comment in here. i used to sniff glue but that was long ago, in the paste.
2009-09-29 oddaustin
This song will quite effectively prevent me from learning in school today due to it's catchiness, why would you do that Kyle, why?
2009-09-29 maxgoof
Did you do all the parts???
2009-09-29 TVsKyle
Thanks, everyone! Thankfully, I'm not rubber, so your comments will adhere to me for many a while. Max- Yes I did! All a capella, even the percussion.
2009-09-29 Insane Ian
blah blah blah paste pun blah blah sticks in your head blah balh.

Seriously...catchy as hell and awesome as ever. Kyle is still my hero.

2009-09-29 djseamus
This really takes me back; I can still remember the smell of it.....not the taste, though. I never ate it; I had friends who may have. Great work, Kyle; you always put out brilliant original material.
2009-10-06 voiceroy
Y'know, Kyle... if you released an album made up entirely your a cappella musical comedy brilliance, I not only would I so buy it -- I would launch a campaign for it to be nominated and win an "A Cappella Community Award" award from the "Contemporary A Cappella Society."
2009-10-19 DanH42
Well, this'll be stuck in my head for a while. NO pun intended, though feel free to take it that way if you haven't had enough glue puns yet.
2009-10-25 djseamus
I agree with viceroy - I would love to hear an entire accapella comedy album.
2011-04-03 jeremyjw
reminds me a lot of RanDells - Martian Hop
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