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Possible Oscar Rock Is FTW! 

What is ROCK?

Is it a feeling, or is it an attitude? Could it physically be in the blood that pumps through our imprisoned, slaves to the grindstone, five days a week bodies? For some, rock is an accepted form of popular music. For others, rock is a spiky wristband on a hairy fist punching an exploding oil tanker.

We all struggle with creation's infinite question: "Why work when you can rock?" In the next two minutes and fifty two seconds, we will try to answer that question. What is rock?

For Possible Oscar, Rock is FTW.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2009-09-10 Waffleking
I tell my co-workers that rock is their master now on a daily basis. This song gets the CHRIS WAFFLE SEAL OF APPROVAL! PS: I love this song. PPS: This song is stuck in my head.
2009-09-11 weirdojace
Catchy tune. I especially like the bass on this song. Nice work.
2009-09-11 maxgoof
Hee hee... I like the scattered applause at the end.
2009-09-11 Spaff.com
Individual results may vary. Heh heh. I totally want someone to record a song called "WTF Is Rock?" so that I can sequence it right before this one.
2009-09-15 Insane Ian
This rocks. This is win.
2009-09-16 dino-mike
Musically, this is bad ass... but I have a hard time understanding WTF you are saying. Until I looked at the lyrics, I thought you were saying "Rock is for the Wii"
2009-09-17 budsharpe
Sorry, Rock is not about intelligible lyrics -- but apparently reacting defensively is. I should think the phrase FTW is nearly as well known as WTF by now.
2009-09-19 Waffleking
I have to post again about how great this song is. This song is really great.
2009-09-25 seamonkey
If you say rock is not about intelligible lyrics one more time, I'll sic Ozzy and the ghost of Kurt Cobain on you! And @Dino-Mike... everyone knows it's for the Xbox 360.
My FuMp definition?: POSSCAR IS ROCK! (freakin' love you guys)
2009-10-01 desadamona
2009-10-01 desadamona
I like this song it's got a good rythom to it.
2009-10-01 desadamona
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