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2007-09-28
Hot Waffles Have You Kicked An Emo Kid's Ass Today? 
Hot Waffes is not normally about advocating violence but I mean, really...come on. Have you seen these kids? Ugh! This is the first hit single from Hot Waffles' forthcoming album, "Chronicles of the Humoring IV: Results Oriented Comedy". And yes, it starts in D major.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
      
Comments:
2007-09-28 LoonieBin
I really wanted to hear this after getting the teaser on the Sideshow. Awesome.
2007-09-28 Hurricane
Not that I'm a fan of directed violence, but heck Yeah! Kick that Emo's bum!! Hehe, nice tune O Waffles of Hot :)
2007-09-28 devospice
I've been dying to hear this since you told me about it at MarsCon. Nice!
2007-09-28 lukeski
WAFFLES! WAFFLES! WAFFLES! WAFFLES! YAAAAAAY!!!! :D
2007-09-28 UncleLumpy
For some reason it's not playing for me... Now I'm all depressed.
2007-09-28 dino-mike
I dont have to tell you that this is one of your best songs since "Guitar Comics".
2007-09-28 wildcard9
Wow, this studio version sounds a lot better than I expected. Very nice.
2007-09-28 weirdojace
YAY NEW HOT WAFFLES
2007-09-28 Voice of Kiki
This may be my new theme song. You guys rock!
2007-09-29 peterfump9
Leave the Emo kids alone! :-)
2007-09-29 djseamus
As a folk music fan, I definately endorse this song! Great job, Waffles. This is in fact, the first Hot Waffles song I've ever heard....hopefully it will not be my last 'cause let me tell you that would make me so emo, and then I would be kicked in the ass....that would seriously smart!
2007-09-29 djseamus
As a folk music fan, I definately endorse this song! Great job, Waffles. This is in fact, the first Hot Waffles song I've ever heard....hopefully it will not be my last 'cause let me tell you that would make me so emo, and then I would be kicked in the ass....that would seriously smart!
2007-09-29 djseamus
I'm about to go postal on this damn lap-top of mine! I tell ya.
2007-09-30 nickylynnluckes
Very awesome song!
2007-10-01 NakedBrainStudios
so awesome... gotta put this up with the other Hot Waffleness on NakedBrainRadio!
2007-10-02 budsharpe
My evening just opened up, so I'll be looking for an Emo kid to pummel. Thanks for a great song!
2007-10-03 robin_the_spiffy
I was wondering when Hot Waffles would join theFuMP
2007-10-05 JonnySpazzbourne
How did this NOT get an "Explicit" marker? I mean, it's got TWELVE uses of "A**". Sorry, but I find it strange that yours has that much and is listed as regular, while some songs here have 3 or 4 no-no's, and get marked EXPLICIT (which I understand, I'm just confused about this one).
2007-10-05 Waffleking
Jonny, I won't speak for the masters of thefump.com, but I think that because "A**" is in the title, and that's the only "explicit" word (wich you can pretty much say on radio and TV these days) if you click the song then you are okay with hearing "A**".
2007-10-10 djseamus
The waffle is right, you know. I should add that on independent colleg radio, you dont' have to bleep the word "a#$^" if it's all by itself. Conmmon sense is all you need.
2007-10-11 rick cormier
This kicks (bleep)!
2007-10-18 ProjectSisyphus
"Have I seen these kids?" Regrettably, one lives here. And believe me, we're tempted...nice work!
2007-10-21 Tak
I don't know, any other group, and people would be calling it a "hate song". Seriously, substitute any other annoying marginalized group and people would be having conniptions. If being obnoxious just for existing was open liscence for a beating I'd have been dead years ago.
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