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2009-07-24 |
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| Consortium Of Genius |
Mallet of Metal |
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In this song, we propel you back to the year 1987, when metal was almighty, women were buxom and mysterious, and manly warriors were actually pimply high-schoolers playing with dice and small lead figures! Aside from nostalgic RPG'ing, second edition, natch, this song is also a parody of the 'power metal' genre practiced by bands such as Rhapsody of Fire, Dragonforce, and ESPECIALLY Dethklok. Enjoy at maximum volume...
Production credits:
Lead vocal: Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
Narration: Charlie Matkin - New Orleans Opera
Background vocals: Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III, Dr. A Rachnid, Dr. Z, Lab Girl Trixie, Filbert Snodgrass
Rhythm guitars: Dr. Harry A Rachnid
Bass: Dr. Z
First guitar solo: Matt Brunson - Kingdom of Sorrow, Crowbar
Second guitar solo: Yngwie Flattstein
Drums: drumbot
Recorded and mixed by Lewis D'Aubin at C.O.G. Secret Lab, Harahan LA
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2009-07-24 |
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That was totally awesome, man! I totally enjoyed listening of Mallet of Metal. It kicks all kinds of ass! |
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2009-07-24 |
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The cleric and the bard got their asses handed to them for sure.
In all seriousness, thanks, very happy you liked it! |
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2009-07-24 |
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Good song. |
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2009-07-24 |
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Once again, I must bow to the C.O.G.! [CooooG!] Bad Horse was a fool to not give you membership in the Evil League of Evil. Thank you for serving up the metal at the FuMP! |
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2009-07-24 |
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Yes!! The FuMP needs more COG! |
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2009-07-24 |
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I must concur wholeheartedly with TV's Kyle and Luke Ski. This totally made my Friday, since Friday is my Roleplaying Day. Namely RIFTs, Heroes Unlimited, Warhamme and everyone's favorite classic, D&D. |
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2009-07-24 |
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The power! The majesty! The METAL!!!! I just leveled up.... |
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2009-07-24 |
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Seamonkey speaks the truth... you gain 1,500 experience points JUST BY LISTENING TO THIS SONG! |
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2009-07-24 |
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You guys have an awesome sound. I need to pick up a CD... |
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2009-07-25 |
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Awesome song! |
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2009-07-25 |
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Pick up their CD "In COG We Trust." I played a bunch of their tracks on my shows in the past. |
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2009-07-25 |
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::Bows to the CoG:: |
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2009-07-27 |
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Cool song! A total Spinal Tap vibe, reminded me of Stonehenge (where the cats meow!). |
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2009-07-28 |
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Awesome! You have to love a song that basically parodies itself towards the end. |
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2009-07-28 |
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This song seriously rocked my socks off. |
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2009-07-29 |
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That was all kinds of Hammer-smashing, Hair-grooming AWESOME! |
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2009-08-02 |
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Loved the "mallet/mullet" play-on-words, and your Sean-Connery- impressionist-narrator. Metal is one genre that could definately use a bit of comedy, so three cheers and a mug of meade raised high to the COG! |
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2009-09-12 |
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Wow. Great style parody. Loved every minute of this. |
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2009-12-23 |
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That was one of the best songs I've heard on here. Rock and/or Roll!!! |
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