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Robert Lund and Spaff.com Noah (New International Version) 
The Kinks' "Lola" has never been parodied before, right?

Heh heh. Our parody - a tribute to the Old Testament ark-itect - was originally recorded by Robert Lund for his 2004 CD Workin' the Glory. That version, however, was sort of a prototype. It wasn't half-assed, but it wasn't, well, completely assed.

So here, in a brand-new recording, is the entire ass. Or, rather, two asses: one of each kind, male and female.

M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
Robert Lund: Vocals, instruments, and production

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2009-06-05 maxgoof
Cute. Question on what sounds like a 12-string at the beginning. Computer generated? If so, I would love the patch.
2009-06-05 EclecticLee
Fun song. And something else besides "Yoda" to corrupt my brain next time I hear "Lola" on the radio.
2009-06-05 filkertom
But, but, what about the dinosaurs? Didn't THEY get onto the Ark? ;) Excellent, guys.
2009-06-05 mrwompy
Hilarious!!! You guys alway do great parodies! (And if remember the lyrics correctly, there was only ONE dinosaur, right? No reproducing.)
2009-06-05 weirdojace
It's like ApologetiX, except good!
2009-06-06 djseamus
And on the Eighth day, The Lord thus created Robert Lund and Spaff. And The Lord looked over his creations, and He saw how much they freakin' rocked!!!
2009-06-16 ProjectSisyphus
I am SO getting my church band to do this.
2009-06-19 mattingly
Do what the good book, do what the good book, do what the good book tells you to.
2009-06-20 voiceroy
Fun song. Nicely done. It's only lacking a reference to Noah possibly being the creator of wine and public nudity (outside of the Garden of Eden), as he was the first naked drunk in recorded biblical history.
2009-06-21 gavroche
Amazing! Pigs weren't unclean for several generations, but otherwise I think this is Biblically correct.
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