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Tom Smith Out Of Snark 
We in The FuMP are a special breed. Our lives, our careers, our very souls are devoted to the notion that we can make fun of anything. But it's harder some days than others. And then there are the terror days... the days when not only is nothing funny, but everything is... exactly as it's purported to be. All the kittens ARE adorable. All the celebrities ARE worthy of attention, rather than contempt. All the Republicans ARE wise and noble; all the Democrats ARE conniving terrorist sympathizers and un-American socialists. The air isn't polluted, McDonald's is good for you, George Lucas publicly apologizes for Episodes 1-3. Submitted for your approval: a day where all that is happening, and you're NOT looking at Fox News Channel or The Onion. Oh, and... the part at the end, about the Taco Bell application? All true. Every damn word. You can find it online. I changed the name of the outsourcing company, but... yeah.

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2009-05-26 shoebox
Taco Bell application FTW. I've been working on a song on a very similar vein, actually...but mine's faster and swears more.
2009-05-26 devospice
I, too, wept during Manos. But for different reasons.
2009-05-26 wildcard9
I think you have democrats and republicans reversed in the song description here. The republicans are the torturing unamerican ones, not the democrats.
2009-05-26 filkertom
Not according to the news, WC9. ;)
2009-05-26 saganth
"How do you outsource a taco?"?!! ROTFLMAO!
2009-05-26 squirreludecker
i would like to know how you outsource a taco as well! hah.
2009-05-26 lukeski
Thank you, drive thru. Heh hmm heh. Awesome song, Tom! I ate at the Bell earlier today. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to head to the bathroom and "outsource a taco".
2009-05-26 filkertom
Luke -- some mysteries never needed to be solved, man. [HORK]
2009-05-28 Balder
That's not outsourcing a taco, that's downloading one. :
2009-05-29 filkertom
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