The FuMP
2009-02-15
Artist
Robert Lund & Spaff
Title
Christian Bale's Chipmunk (Uncensored Version) EXPLICIT
Perhaps you've heard Christian Bale's rant from the set of Terminator Salvation. Classic. The director of photography apparently entered Bale's line of sight during a big scene, and Bale responded by going totally Chernobyl for four solid minutes.
But if you think that dude has anger management issues, wait till you hear his pet chipmunk. We present the little rat here in a parody of "Witch Doctor" by master chipmunk wrangler David Seville.
Note that this is not safe for children and the infirm. For them, we recommend the bleeped version.
M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
Christian Bale: Rodent rants
Robert Lund: All other vocals, instruments, and production
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Comments
Arrakis - Feb 15, 2009
Maxgoof: Not sure what you understand, but it seemed pretty clear on my machine.
MarlinsGirl - Feb 15, 2009
This is much better then the bleeped version
mrwompy - Feb 15, 2009
Holy f***ing s**t, that song is f***ing funnY!!! Excellent!
lukeski - Feb 15, 2009
Christian... Christian!... CHRISTIAN!!!!! Gosh darnit, you did a heck of swell job on this one Spaff & Lund! :D
seamonkey - Feb 16, 2009
Wow. The Seamonkette and I had a good laugh over this one! Then we went out and bought our twin nephews some Dark Knight action figures for their birthday today! Christian Bale + children... genius idea, Spafflund! Thanks for the inspiration!
dino-mike - Feb 17, 2009
Oh-My-God... I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!!! This is a riot!!!
Molakwae - Feb 18, 2009
"Next time on Cops...."
BathTub - Feb 19, 2009
I think it's a good idea, just some of the longer earlier lines are hard to make out, so I can easily see what maxgoof is saying. The shorter to the point clips work really well.
Spaff.com - Feb 19, 2009
Thank you, Arrakis & MarlinsGirl & mrwompy & lukeski & Molakwae!
dino-mike: Thanx. I'm usually too self-conscious about the stuff I write to enjoy the finished product, but this one makes me laugh to tears. I probably shouldn't admit that.
seamonkey: Glad to help. My four-year-old niece has a bunch of Disney action figures. The other night she said to her mom, "I can't find Beast, so tonight is it okay if Belle sleeps with Peter Pan?"
maxgoof & BathTub: WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?! Heh heh. Yeah, I know what you mean; I got an email from Jerry Falwell saying he couldn't play this on his radio show for that very reason. Which surprised me because he's, you know, dead. Anyway, I've already left a message for Christian Bale asking him to please enunciate better in his next rant so that he's more understandable when we speed it up.
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maxgoof - Feb 15, 2009
I like the concept, but I wish I could understand what the chipmunk was saying.