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2009-01-27
Rob Balder Never Say Never 
Yes, I do have a milestone birthday coming up, and let me take this opportunity to say that the only thing you can get me is not mentioning it. At all. Please? Seriously.

Here's a little blues song that's vaguely related to it, though.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
   
Comments:
2009-01-27 maxgoof
Hee hee...this is very cute.
2009-01-27 madmanOTL
Never going to leave a bad comment on this song.
2009-01-27 devospice
I would love some Balderoni and Meatballs.
2009-01-27 dino-mike
Is this your bucket list?
2009-01-27 Spaff.com
I think I just got Robrolled.
2009-01-27 filkertom
I get it! It's an attempt at a retroactive James Bond tie-in. And I agree with Devo -- the world needs Balderoni.
2009-01-27 Fringe
Great song! We do need a pasta named Balderoni.
2009-01-27 Insane Ian
Quality. Quite great indeed. Balderoni is the best. Never say never!
2009-01-27 maxgoof
Hey...Spaff is right! I've been Robrolled!
2009-01-27 mrwompy
Great song!!! And as for me ... I'm never going to order that blanket thing with sleeves that they've been advertising on TV.
2009-01-27 seamonkey
Now THIS is FuMP brilliance... like that feller who does those squick but oh so clever parody songs.
Yes, Balderoni is a hit, as the missus and I did spittakes when we heard that line. I love you.
2009-01-27 lukeski
Never rub another man's rhubarb! Great song!
2009-01-28 djseamus
80's Chords, comic books, video games, side effects, blues songs, puppies...is there any facet of life Rob Balder hasn't harped on yet? By the way, there is some particularly rad harping ("blues harping" or "harmonica-ing") in this song. And they said I was never gonna listen to a Rob Balder blues song on the FuMP! Sheesh! What nerve!
2009-01-30 djseamus
BTW Rob, I know a Welsh word I can teach you: "hwyl"! which means "cheers"! It's pronounced like "wheel", only with more emphasis on the h. It's also like the "hwip", in "Cool Hwip", if I may be so bold as to make a "Family Guy" refference.
2009-02-03 ProjectSisyphus
I've got one of those birthdays coming up, and I'm never gonna do any of that stuff either. Beautiful, Rob.
2009-02-12 batlrar
Great job, Colonel Balder!
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