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2009-01-23
Tom Smith Cast Iron Stomach 
Another kids' song, of the ewww-that's-gross genre. If your tummy doesn't churn at least once, well, I ain't doin' my job.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
   
Comments:
2009-01-23 starsongky
What, no "squick" tag?
2009-01-23 maxgoof
Hee hee hee....this makes me giggle. Best line: "My Pro Quo is Quid."
2009-01-23 maxgoof
Boy, are you a geek, if you know the real name of Matter Eater Lad. Heck, knowing who Matter Eater Lad makes you a geek in and of itself! That makes you geek^2
2009-01-23 wildcard9
Nice Legion of Super-Heroes reference. I was thinking of that character listening to the song, and then he got mentioned :-)
2009-01-23 wildcard9
Nice Legion of Super-Heroes reference. I was thinking of that character listening to the song, and then he got mentioned :-)
2009-01-23 djseamus
I absolutey love your food songs, Tom. The lyrics here very much reminded me of the great Shel Silverstein. Now to put the music to the lyrics during my radio show this afternoon...I'm doing a special theme to celebrate Robert Burns' Night, but who cares! I'll have to throw this one in there just for s#$*s and giggles. (Friday Jan 23rd, 5-8pm wwww.wwpv.org) Bon Appetit, monsieur!
2009-01-23 djseamus
oops, one too many w's there: (http://www.wwpv.org)
2009-01-23 minkwheel
A song of GASTRONOMICAL proportions! --GREAT WORK TOM, as always..I'd offer you a homemade canoli, but I ran out of cans. -- MINKWHEEL
2009-01-24 oddaustin
Truly amazing, well done yet again. Tom Smith rules!!!
2009-01-26 dino-mike
This was more cute than disgusting... but it was way too catchy. Great job.
2009-01-26 weirdojace
After hearing about the guy who ate an entire airplane, I'll believe anything.
2009-01-30 seamonkey
Ok, this is gross. Yeah, Seamonkey said it. See, making fun of pustules from someone being naughty is standard Seamonkey fare... but the moment the dare started with old milk that wasn't even cold I had to admit... Tom Smith squicks out better than the Seamonkey! You go, TS! To the bathroom, I mean....
2009-02-03 ProjectSisyphus
Tom, did you ever win on "Fear Factor?"
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