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Paul and Storm The Captain's Wife's Lament - Live At MarsCon This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
Paul and Storm, two men who aren't afraid to ask such hard hitting questions as 'Where's Poochie?', have returned to the FuMP with their piratey fan favorite, 'The Captain's Wife's Lament', recorded live at MarsCon 2008.

This is an excerpt from the MarsCon 2009 Dementia Track Fund Raiser CD sets, which we release every year to help our budget-less track pay for the hotel accommodations of several of the comedy music acts that travel from all across the country to the Twin Cities to perform at MarsCon each year. The discs play as a chronological best-of sampling of just some of the 9 hours worth of funny music concerts and programming that happened there over the 3 day weekend last March. If you'd like to help support the track by picking up a set for yourself, and to find out all about the upcoming 2009 convention in March, go to MarsCon Dementia Dot Com.

'The Captain's Wife's Lament' was originally released on Paul and Storm's album 'Gumbo Pants', which you can purchase at Paul And Storm Dot Com. You should also subscribe to their PodCast, called Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes On Average.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2008-11-09 oddaustin
Very clever, and awesome as usual guys. Thanks for all the great music!
2008-11-09 filkertom
That is your basic major hoot. I've really gotta see these guys live someday....
2008-11-09 wildcard9
Happy arrrr!!!!
2008-11-09 lukeski
Thanks again Paul and Storm for coming to mARRRscon! :D
2008-11-09 Balder
It's astonishing to think that as awesome as this song is, it's only a fraction of the total awesome of that set, which in turn was a mere sliver of the total awesome that was MarsCon 2008. Get. Your. Asses. There. 2009. No excuses accepted!
2008-11-10 djseamus
Arrrr, welcome back aboard the good ship FuMP, Cap'n Paul n' Cap'n Storm. The lyrics ta your new shanty please'd this here pirate much at me place of work. I shall be delighted to hear your perfectly plunderin'performance when I pulls into me home port later on, upon which hour I shall write ye a wee message in a bottle. Untill then, all that remains ta say is "Happy Belated Talk Like a Pirate Day", me hearties!
2008-11-10 madmanOTL
Thanks to Paul and Storm for helping to make Marscon '08 such a fun place to be.
2008-11-17 Angela
Hardy har hARRRRRRRRR! Love it, and thanks to P&S for coming out to MarsCon!
2008-11-19 ProjectSisyphus
Very clever and great live performance
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