MarlinsGirl - Sep 9, 2008

that was funny. New Jersey doesn't smell that bad.

djseamus - Sep 9, 2008

Well I for one think Rob did a great job crooning with the jazz, baby! He's one hep-cat with a penchant for scat, or, (ahem), shat....crap? I could totally see this song being played on morning radio shows, The Bob and Tom Show" for example. Kudos to Janny for delivering her role beautifully.

peterfump9 - Sep 9, 2008

don't like it.

ProjectSisyphus - Sep 9, 2008

Having played this song at 34,563 wedding gigs, I am overjoyed to see it get this treatment. You've brought the fart joke to a new, er, low. "Chanel #2" is marvelous. Shoulda let Janny sing a verse, though.:)

seamonkey - Sep 9, 2008

Brilliant! I mean the New Jersey part. And if Jersey ain't squick I dunno what is! Leave it on there if only to be one with the Seamonkey!
(Unless you're looking for airplay, fond comments, adoring fans and certain success... in that case stay far, FAR away from the Seamonkey)
Lovely song, enjoying the earoma (new word I just made up) :)

mrwompy - Sep 9, 2008

Hilarious!! Another one for the "Fart Songs" playlist on my iPod!! (And my wife will probably be thinking "You're listening to yet another fart song?!?")

wildcard9 - Sep 9, 2008

To quote the critic Jay Sherman: it stinks!! :-)

Balder - Sep 9, 2008

Well, if it's unanimous we can take the squick tag off... I just figured better squick than sorry.

voiceroy - Sep 9, 2008

This is about as "squick" as LukeSki's "Jack Bauer" is "explicit." Seriously. Funny stuff, Rob. Now you and Lund need to get together and write "99 Words for Farts". This song is also "Based on a true story" for me--actually happened when I was dating my wife. She blamed it on the smoke coming from a nearby industrial plant. But I know a fart when I smell one, and we weren't anywhere near Jersey either. And nearly two years later, she finally confessed to the dirty deed. I told her the apology was two years too late.

Spaff.com - Sep 9, 2008

Heh heh. Add me to the list of those who don't believe that necrophilia and flatulence are equally deserving of SQUICK tags. I, for one, would never engage in flatulence.

lukeski - Sep 9, 2008

I agree with the sentiments that this is very funny and also that the squick tag is unnecessary.

chewy's brother - Sep 9, 2008

very nice.

dino-mike - Sep 9, 2008

Hahaha!!! This is a great song!!! Nice job!!! (I think the "squick" label is unnecessary here).

JakeWaters - Sep 9, 2008

Yay, Rob! Had me laughing!

saganth - Sep 9, 2008

All we need now is to get Michael Buble to sing this! ;) Seriously, great job Rob!

devospice - Sep 9, 2008

Very funny. :) I don't really see this needing the squick label, but very funny.

voiceroy - Sep 10, 2008

djseamus wrote: "Rob did a great job crooning with the jazz, baby! He's one hep-cat with a penchant for scat, or, (ahem), shat....crap?" ----------> Actually, "scat" would be entirely appropriate for a song that's scatological in nature.

dannbrown - Sep 12, 2008

Funny as hell! I'll sing this every morning lol wink wink.

filkertom - Sep 12, 2008

... What have I done!? ;) That's a hoot -- love Janny's delivery!

EclecticLee - Sep 30, 2008

This was my favorite FuMP song this month! Were some of the fart euphemisms original? Some were new to me.

Balder - Sep 30, 2008

Thanks, Lee! Actually, all of the fart euphemisms were original, except for "Ars Musica." I checked Urban Dictionary and it seems I am not the first to think up "Chanel No. 2" but I swear it was independent. :)

bobred0965 - Oct 23, 2008

LMAO. I think I actually had that conversation with my wife once.