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	2008-09-09 Rob Balder Ars Musica - It Had to Be You  This song has been marked as squick and therefore potentially highly offensive. I want to hear this song. Comments: 2008-09-09 devospice Very funny. :) I don't really see this needing the squick label, but very funny. 2008-09-09 MarlinsGirl that was funny. New Jersey doesn't smell that bad. 2008-09-09 saganth All we need now is to get Michael Buble to sing this! ;) Seriously, great job Rob! 2008-09-09 JakeWaters Yay, Rob! Had me laughing! 2008-09-09 dino-mike Hahaha!!! This is a great song!!! Nice job!!! (I think the "squick" label is unnecessary here). 2008-09-09 chewy's brother very nice. 2008-09-09 lukeski I agree with the sentiments that this is very funny and also that the squick tag is unnecessary. 2008-09-09 Spaff.com Heh heh. Add me to the list of those who don't believe that necrophilia and flatulence are equally deserving of SQUICK tags. I, for one, would never engage in flatulence. 2008-09-09 voiceroy This is about as "squick" as LukeSki's "Jack Bauer" is "explicit." Seriously. Funny stuff, Rob. Now you and Lund need to get together and write "99 Words for Farts". This song is also "Based on a true story" for me--actually happened when I was dating my wife. She blamed it on the smoke coming from a nearby industrial plant. But I know a fart when I smell one, and we weren't anywhere near Jersey either. And nearly two years later, she finally confessed to the dirty deed. I told her the apology was two years too late. 2008-09-09 Balder Well, if it's unanimous we can take the squick tag off... I just figured better squick than sorry. 2008-09-09 wildcard9 To quote the critic Jay Sherman: it stinks!! :-) 2008-09-09 mrwompy Hilarious!! Another one for the "Fart Songs" playlist on my iPod!! (And my wife will probably be thinking "You're listening to yet another fart song?!?") 2008-09-09 seamonkey Brilliant! I mean the New Jersey part. And if Jersey ain't squick I dunno what is! Leave it on there if only to be one with the Seamonkey! (Unless you're looking for airplay, fond comments, adoring fans and certain success... in that case stay far, FAR away from the Seamonkey) Lovely song, enjoying the earoma (new word I just made up) :) 2008-09-09 ProjectSisyphus Having played this song at 34,563 wedding gigs, I am overjoyed to see it get this treatment. You've brought the fart joke to a new, er, low. "Chanel #2" is marvelous. Shoulda let Janny sing a verse, though.:) 2008-09-09 peterfump9 don't like it. 2008-09-09 djseamus Well I for one think Rob did a great job crooning with the jazz, baby! He's one hep-cat with a penchant for scat, or, (ahem), shat....crap? I could totally see this song being played on morning radio shows, The Bob and Tom Show" for example. Kudos to Janny for delivering her role beautifully. 2008-09-10 voiceroy djseamus wrote: "Rob did a great job crooning with the jazz, baby! He's one hep-cat with a penchant for scat, or, (ahem), shat....crap?" ----------> Actually, "scat" would be entirely appropriate for a song that's scatological in nature. 2008-09-12 dannbrown Funny as hell! I'll sing this every morning lol wink wink. 2008-09-12 filkertom ... What have I done!? ;) That's a hoot -- love Janny's delivery! 2008-09-30 EclecticLee This was my favorite FuMP song this month! Were some of the fart euphemisms original? Some were new to me. 2008-09-30 Balder Thanks, Lee! Actually, all of the fart euphemisms were original, except for "Ars Musica." I checked Urban Dictionary and it seems I am not the first to think up "Chanel No. 2" but I swear it was independent. :) 2008-10-23 bobred0965 LMAO. I think I actually had that conversation with my wife once. 2008-12-10 carlau ROFL. rolling on a fart laughing. i laughed til i farted. then i farted til i laughed. til i farted. til i laughed. OK not really but i did nearly break my face laughing. damn i love a good fart joke. You must be logged in to leave a comment.		Show your support for the artists of the FuMP by making a donation or signing up for a premium subscription. Level 1 Subscription Level 1 gives you access to all the high quality (320k) MP3s, including all the songs in our archive. Click here for more information. Level 2 Subscription Level 2 gives you access to all the high quality (320k) MP3s, including all the songs in our archive, plus you will receive our bi-monthly compilation CDs with some great bonus material. Click here for more information. Donate To The FuMP Any amount is greatly appreciated by our artists. Host A Banner Ad Tell all your visitors about The FuMP by placing a banner ad on your site. 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