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2008-08-29
Seamonkey Jane Doe This song contains topics that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.  Squeamish people should not listen to this song.
This song has been marked as squick and therefore potentially highly offensive.

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2008-08-29 DJ Particle
Link broken on the 128K and embedded player versions :(
2008-08-29 peterfump9
I'm not getting it either. I need a dose of squickness before I go away for the weekend. Thought-anybody want to do a song parody *Down With The Squickness*?
2008-08-29 seamonkey
Sorry kids, I uploaded after curfew so my song's not linking correctly... Spice will have it fixed after his first cup this morning I'm sure!
2008-08-29 devospice
Everything's working OK for me. Song came out great, Seamonkey! You've definitely earned that squick tag on this one.
2008-08-29 minkwheel
The SQUICK and THE DEAD.... GREAT JOB SEAMONKEY and POSCAR!!! --This one's RIPE for HALLOWEEN --minkwheel
2008-08-29 dannbrown
Reminisent of Sam Kinison sick yet funny. I like it.
2008-08-29 djseamus
I shall be curious to hear Seamonkey's latest effort, which I can only imagine will be the audio equivalent of a "quickee", yet updated for the FuMP audience as a "squickee". What a great word squick is, eh? Plenty of potential in it.
2008-08-29 marshallstanton
Detective: "So, what other genres have you played for?" Me: "Well, I did music for a Necrophiliac Parody." Detective: "Your going to hell you know." Me: "I know."
2008-08-30 marshallstanton
By the way, great song. That Tom Petty song always creeped me out.
2008-08-31 Nateboi
It's official. Squick label = Seamonkey Filter. I hearby move to call it "Seamonkey Filter" in all official documentation.
2008-08-31 saganth
Um, I think I like this song but I'm having trouble following the lyrics. Why is there an 'embed' button and not a 'lyrics' button on this (and other) songs?
2008-08-31 devospice
Lyrics are provided optionally by the artist. If the artist doesn't type in the lyrics the button doesn't show up.
2008-08-31 seamonkey
I added the lyrics for you sick mofos! (Did that just come from ME??!??)
2008-09-01 Hurricane
And once again I am laughing myself silly at something so wrong :P Nicely done Seamonkey, though it begs the question: what if she's only undead? Do ya steal some flowers from the graveyard for the second date? ;) keep em coming!
2008-09-02 chewy's brother
Sick and twisted, I love it!
2008-09-02 shmoolie
I think you managed to cover the only perversion that was too gross for The Mentors. You got the righteous power!
2008-09-05 voiceroy
Wow, this is pure dementia if I ever heard it. Does it make me a bad person for finding it nauseatingly funny? This would've been a great song for the soundtrack to the horror/comedy "Fido". Couldn't you just see Tim Blake Nelson's character singing this in a music video?
2008-09-05 Spaff.com
I prefer shooting victims myself. More orifices.

Splendid job, Seamonkey & PO. And, for the record, Tom Petty didn't sue the Chili Peppers. In an interview with Rolling Stone, he said, "It doesn't bother me.... I think there are enough frivolous lawsuits in this country without people fighting over pop songs."

2008-09-08 peterfump9
Yes, squick sums it up nicely.
2008-09-09 seamonkey
Wow. Tom Petty vindication and a Mentors reference... I can die happy now (although after penning this song I'm afraid to die...)
2008-09-15 djseamus
Well I heard this now and it is quite squick....but squick is just another word for "good" last time I checked. Great monologue at the end. If I could I write a song this disturbing I'd run off to join the Marine "corpse".
2008-10-10 Carrie Dahlby
It was awesome playing this song for Josh in the car and watching him laugh his ass off.... Luckily, no car accident to report. You rock, Mr. Seamonkey!
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