The most important news from this past weekend was not Michael Phelps. Or McCain and Obama. Or Russia and Georgia.
Actually, Georgia, yeah. The other one. A couple of guys from the Peach State claim to have obtained the body of an actual Bigfoot. In a press conference on Friday, they presented two pieces of irrefutable evidence: a photo of a hairy thing and a web site where they sell Bigfoot memorabilia.
Their story is completely believable, of course, to those of us who really have encountered Bigfoot. This song, for example, is based on a true story. For those keeping score at home, it's a brand-new version of a 2005 parody of Billy Joel's "Big Shot" with lyrics by Spaff. Honestly.