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Rob Balder Side Effects 
This is a short, experimental concept song. It's either self-explanatory or inexplicable.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2008-08-12 Hurricane
Ooo, this one hit a little too close to home for me this week- those darn side affects will get ya everytime!! Great Song Mr. Balder, I'm planning on giving it to my doctor during my next check up ;)
2008-08-12 devospice
Oh yeah. Been there. Totally. Puppies and all.
2008-08-12 lukeski
The experiment is a success! Great job once again Rob. Also, after eleven new songs (and the alt. version of Nethack), when is the next Rob Balder CD coming out? I know you're knee deep in marbits at the moment, but I'm too lazy to burn a mix CDr! Are you kidding? That would take minutes! I want convenience, dammit! CONVENIENCE!!!
2008-08-12 dino-mike
I really like this one... it totally mellows you out, even with the wacky lyrics.
2008-08-12 rulingdaddy
Shades of "Comfortably Numb"- Dl'ed the song this morning before work. Good work!
2008-08-13 Spaff.com
I want some.
2008-08-13 djseamus
Awesome, and totally abstract, Dr. Balder! The guitar work is good- who's playing it? I don't really get why there are puppies in your song but I guess now Shoebox can't complain about another cat song on the FuMP! I really hope my HMO covers this.
2008-08-14 DJ Particle
Cattle renting jupiter!! Dinosaur!! ^.^v
2008-08-18 ProjectSisyphus
Very cute, Rob, clever as always!
2009-04-06 alterKATEtion
well done. makes me laugh everytime :D
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