The FuMP
2008-05-30
Artist
Rob Balder
Title
A Song About a Train EXPLICIT
This is a folk song, in the tradition of Alice's Restaurant. Say what you like about it, but if you find yourself about to comment in defense of a certain condiment, you might want to listen to the song one more time.
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Comments
shoebox - May 30, 2008
I love how deceptively angry this song is, and of course the unexpectedness of the big twist. Beautiful mindfuckery. -=ShoEboX=-
devospice - May 30, 2008
*stands and applauds*
djseamus - May 30, 2008
In the words of Ronald Reagan: "Ketchup is a vegetable"....that's all I got until I can hear this song...which I anticipate will folk my socks off!
lukeski - May 30, 2008
Dude, this may be the most brilliant track you've ever created. I hope Dr. Demento gives it a spin, after adding a bleep or two. Bravo.
Spaff.com - May 30, 2008
And the President's ride is called AF1. Just sayin'.
madmanOTL - May 30, 2008
I can say I've tried it once too. Felt exactly the same. Great song.
happyskunk - May 31, 2008
Freckin AWESOME Ride the bullshit train.. i bust out laughing and they had to came and make sure i wasn't dieing
davidtanny - May 31, 2008
I put A1 on things I can't discuss here. ;-)
Derwood Bowen - May 31, 2008
Well... that's different. You know, until this song, I would never have thought to put A1 on a hamburger!
filkertom - Jun 1, 2008
Fourteen levels of win, at least.
dlunas - Jun 2, 2008
That was damned good...I guess there's nothing else I can say.
dement1a - Jun 2, 2008
Amazingly well done. Or medium rare. Or something. I loved it. :)
squirreludecker - Jun 5, 2008
i just got to thinking. the Burger King "Loaded Steakhouse Burger" comes with A1 steak sauce on it unless you specify otherwise. and it IS very nasty
darkNES - Jun 13, 2008
This is amazing.
BrianX - Jun 17, 2008
Sad, but awesome.
benmj - Jun 25, 2008
Great song, and so true! Get this- I just saw an A1 commercial featuring... you guessed it... A1 on a hamburger. The biggest difference was that this one just sort of went off of the premise that A1 is the greatest thing ever, no bullshit fake logic included. Perhaps they believe people are getting stupider over time.
AiYume - Jul 30, 2008
Just listened to this song again on my playlist and it's still full of awesome.
Tzahnke - May 15, 2016
No one even brought up the fact that this song is set to a musical composition called "Long Train Great Plain" by an unknown composer. I was listening to classical and stock music last night or the night before, and Long Train Great Plain came on, and I said, "Hey, Balder used that!" Am I the only classical/stock music geek on this site who recognized that?
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stalker - May 30, 2008
fan fuckin tastic you rock balder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!