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2008-05-23
Rob Balder JFGI This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
featuring Chris Mezzolesta
All of the phrases in this song were entered into a search engine at least once, causing someone to click through to TheFuMP.com or SuddenDeath.org. Special thanks to Chris Mezzolesta for reading all of these with a straight face, and to David Weinraub for his keyboard work on the backing tune.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
   
Comments:
2008-05-23 Voice of Kiki
From the second you mentioned this idea, I knew it would turn out beautifully. It totally did. Excellent job!
2008-05-23 chewy's brother
weird but........ yeah, just weird. cool though.
2008-05-23 Janny
Some of these really make you wonder what they were actually looking for...
2008-05-23 wildcard9
I think the "psycho slut from hell" hit was from me. I was looking for a song by that title from the group Analog Pussy. You can stop snickering now :-)
2008-05-23 lukeski
So, I assume "JFGI" is another search phrase? Awesome song, Rob! Back when I first got online into dementia fandom communities, I considered doing a piece listing off all the songs that are attributed online to being by "Weird Al" that are quite obviosly not by Al. I never did it, but now there are fan websites dedicated to reeducating people on those song's real origins.
2008-05-23 djseamus
Just from reading the lyrics (and I have to 'cause I'm here at work) I can tell this posting is gonna be one heck of a mash-up of all the topics that make the FUMP great...not that you'll catch me typing any of those words in my browser but, you know....I am quite addicted to lolcats but that's it. I has a fump!
2008-05-23 Spaff.com
Excellent concept, excellent execution. By the way, I spot three Robert Lund song titles in that list. And many more that will be. "Lederhosen Teenager," for example - now that will be a great song.
2008-05-23 Spaff.com
Excellent concept, excellent execution. By the way, I spot three Robert Lund song titles in that list. And many more that will be. "Lederhosen Teenager," for example - now that will be a great song.
2008-05-23 weirdojace
Best Rob Balder song ever.
2008-05-23 Insane Ian
That was awesome and...strange. But strange is good, and that song was hysterical. Now, how do I search for THAT one? -Insane Ian
2008-05-23 djseamus
I could see Pink Floyd doing something like this. Awesome work Rob and kudos to Chris for your superb Stephen Hawking impression.
2008-05-23 ProjectSisyphus
JFGI= Just F-Ing Google It. But I had to Google the abbreviation to learn that. Horrible, isn't it, what some people Google? I mean, REO Speedwagon (shiver). Great tune!
2008-05-23 ProjectSisyphus
JFGI= Just F-Ing Google It. But I had to Google the abbreviation to learn that. Horrible, isn't it, what some people Google? I mean, REO Speedwagon (shiver). Great tune!
2008-05-24 DJ Particle
Within 10 minutes of this song being available, I premiered it at "Thursday Night Comedy" on Happy Clam Ispand on Second Life :) I had to explain the concept of the song, but after I did, many LOLs were had :)
2008-05-26 filkertom
Love it. :)
2008-05-27 darkNES
so awesome.
2008-05-28 peterfump9
add it to the long list of list songs. :-)
2008-05-28 davidtanny
re: babaganoosh is in the house that was my comment in another song. re: Meredith Baxter Birney My Breast A long ago woman in distress TV movie is now forever etched in the minds of dementoids everywhere.
2008-05-29 peterfump9
Too bad "Asphalt Aardvarks" doesn't work. Maybe now it will.
2008-05-31 happyskunk
Cute, love the ending
2008-09-04 voiceroy
Bloody breast song ever!
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