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Robert Lund and Spaff.com Bangin' Paris Hilton 
Good Charlotte's Benji Madden just wrote a love song, "Shine Your Light," for Paris Hilton. Which is not only sweet but appropriate; everyone agrees that the world needs more love songs written for Paris Hilton.

So here's another one. It's a heartfelt parody of Bachman-Turner Overdrive's "Takin' Care of Business," with lyrics by Spaff. Listen to it while you accessorize your chihuahua.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2008-05-16 devospice
Someone needs to make a green tinted video for this song.
2008-05-16 MarlinsGirl
Please god no video for this song. Interesting song though
2008-05-16 giftedgear
I didn't want to do this, but because this song is about Paris Hilton I will have to block this song from my mind. I'm really sorry about this, but Paris Hilton kills braincells!
2008-05-17 Hurricane
Hehe, a song about doing nothing and getting paid for it and Paris Hilton- now that's what I call a combo pack ^_^ Awesome song, though I have to agree with Microgram- Paris Hilton does kill braincells.....hmmmm, I wonder when the Sci-Fi channel will come out with that movie? ;)
2008-05-19 ProjectSisyphus
Awesome song, love the line about putting her name on all the hotels so she won't forget it. Lund nailed the retro-rock track style perfectly too.
2008-05-28 davidtanny
I imagined Alyssa Milano instead of Paris while listening to this song.
2008-05-28 peterfump9
accessorize your chihuahua? Is that what they call it now? :-)
2008-06-21 hansjsand
'Cause you've been Bangin' Paris Hilton! Every day! Bangin' Paris Hilton! Every way! You've been Bangin' Paris Hilton! Are you high? Bangin' Paris Hilton! You're probably gonna die Real soon this is funny :P
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