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Worm Quartet Call Me Jennifer And Steal My Stapler (SVGM Remastered Version) 
From the impending re-release of Worm Quartet's 2001 album, Stupid Video Game Music, comes the newly remastered version of the fan favorite "Call Me Jennifer And Steal My Stapler," a song with notes and stuff. Thanks to the remastery goodness of Tom Rockwell, this masterpiece of nigh-dadaism is now nearly listenable, and should entice any on-the-fence fanboy to start camping out in front of wormquartet.com to await the new edition of SVGM. NOTE: Shoebox has no idea how he hit the high notes in the final verse of this song, and asks that you please refrain from attempting to replicate the effect by applying a tire iron to his naughty bits. He doesn't enjoy that.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2007-07-31 lukeski
Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler. My stapler, I believe you have it. They said I could listen to my music at my desk at a reasonable volume. I'm going to set the website on fire.
2007-07-31 BathTub
Cool! I love almost listenable songs!
2007-07-31 Alchav
YAY NEW WORM QUARTET!!! Well, Worm Quartet anyway. :D
2007-07-31 weirdojace
Yay! This is my favorite song on SVGM!
2007-07-31 buzz-light-beer
Thanks for the lyrics! I always thought it was "a necktag and a llama in your beard." I must be an idiot or sommat.
2007-07-31 Derwood Bowen
This is pretty dang cool... Compared with the original version, this is actually louder. Somehow, I suspect the remaster is gonna pwn. Looks like I'll have to do the same ordering thing I did for Mental Notes, that is, 2 copies!
2007-08-01 LoonieBin
This song makes my brain hurt, because my brain tries to comprehend things. I'm not sure if I LOVE it or HATE it.
2007-08-02 darkNES
This song is so good.
2007-08-02 creede
I think this song compares favorably with Lemon Demon's "Word Disassociation," although since I don't actually understand either one, it's difficult to say.
2007-08-04 verystrange
You are far too fat and far too caucasian to be talking that fast. Now slow down and stop slouching.
2007-08-05 davidtanny
I don't want to know how you hit the high notes. Only Mariah Carey could hit higher.
2007-08-17 robin_the_spiffy
Horay! lyrics :)
2007-12-08 Abazaba
You and Weird Al must mate to create the ultimate song maker. ><;
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