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Possible Oscar You Pay, We Play This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.

Possible Oscar -- in the guise of Turnidoff Productions -- has been keeping busy over the last year recording backing tracks for several of your favorite comedy music acts, occasionally to the detriment of our own musical production. However, not everyone may be aware of the skills we have to offer the intrumentally-challenged or aspiring comedy music performer. "You Pay, We Play" takes the form of a tongue-in-cheek sales pitch for our services and a demonstration of our versatility.

For the record, we know now that Bud Sharpe was correct; it was Jennifer Lopez who appeared in the film Anaconda, not Eva Mendes.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2008-03-29 Waffleking
Possible Oscar just made ME swoon! Awesome song, guys!
2008-03-30 jayekitty
Oh wow. This is irretrievably shiny.
2008-03-30 lukeski
Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money! Awesome! :D
2008-03-31 Angela
This is me, totally swooning. ;)
2008-03-31 EMC
flexing the skills!!!
2008-03-31 devospice
I finally got a chance to hear this and yeah, this is awesome.
2008-04-01 Hurricane
I'm just glad that they got their priorities straight- payment before product ^_^ Excellent tune Possible Oscar, may the job offers flow in!!
2008-04-03 seamonkey
When there's no one you can count on, when the world is seemingly looming over your head, do what I do. Flex some bills and get you a FuMP song! Like the one I just posted! It's another P.O. sell-out! Thanks guys, this song is right on the, er, money.
2008-04-04 Balder
Another satisfied customer gives a thumbs-up to Turnidoff Productions and this song.
2008-04-05 davidtanny
That one's good. I had to edit the bad words out so I can use it in a future podcast.
2008-04-12 djseamus
Can I make you an offer? I'll get back to ya once I pay off my student loans.
2008-04-12 Spaff.com
I laughed. I cried. I swooned. Yo cant
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