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2008-04-22
Project Sisyphus These Jeans 
Remember the 80s? Unfortunately, we do. Big drums. Big hair. And for some of us at Project Sisyphus-who dedicated most of that decade to solving the mystery of "where's the beef"-big problems fitting into our tight, stonewashed Levis. This song, a parody of "These Dreams" by Heart, is a musical reflection of this regrettable phenomenon-which, incidentally, age and repeated burrito abuse have surprisingly not rectified. Thanks to Cari Golden for her totally tubular gnarly rad vocals.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
   
Comments:
2008-04-22 Insane Ian
Brilliance...Cari's vocals are amazing and this song is hysterical!
2008-04-22 devospice
Oh yeah, I can totally relate. Awesome song!
2008-04-22 MarlinsGirl
great song!!
2008-04-22 happyskunk
Awesome song. Very well done!
2008-04-22 djseamus
Mmmmmm....80's chords and burritos! Great work job Sisyphus and heavenly vocals Mrs. Golden...I think this song could difinately be played on popular American radio....a country station perhaps?
2008-04-22 djseamus
Ooops...that should be "great production work"....guess I was too lost in the glorious, spongy, soft-rock goodness to concentrate on typing. :^)
2008-04-22 mrwompy
Great parody, and an excellent performance!!!
2008-04-22 peterfump9
Excellent lyrics and vocals!
2008-04-23 Balder
This song is going to be a big, fat HIT!
2008-04-23 ProjectSisyphus
Thank you all so much! Should mention, my wife Connie actually wrote most of these lyrics. Cari is featured on some other songs of ours including a bizarre wedding-planner promo in which she reincarnates Karen Carpenter, with spooky accuracy, singing the Black Eyed Peas' "My Humps." I don't know what we were thinking.
2008-05-14 HistoryGeek
As a female who is doing the weight loss thing, I can totally relate. This is the new anthem to my life...heh.
2008-06-07 Professor Incubus
OMG ROTFL That is the funniest parody I have heard in a long while. I love the second verse..."I'm half bulemic cause I binge but do not purge". I was laughing my a$$ off.
2008-06-07 Professor Incubus
OMG ROTFL That is the funniest parody I have heard in a long while. I love the second verse..."I'm half bulemic cause I binge but do not purge". I was laughing my a$$ off.
2008-09-04 voiceroy
I would so buy this album just to own this one song, but thanks to FuMP it's mine for a buck! A fantastic lyric spoof and absolutely gorgeous vocals makes for a totally awesome song.
2008-09-04 voiceroy
I would so buy this album just to own this one song, but thanks to FuMP it's mine for a buck! A fantastic lyric spoof and absolutely gorgeous vocals makes for a totally awesome song.
2011-11-09 Regel Gumm
"an ominous rip". I laughed out loud.
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