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2008-02-29
Hot Waffles Living On A Roll And A Prayer 
Here it is; from this year's Marscon GOH, the ultimate metal tribute to roll playing and the title track to our new album. It doesn't matter if the world thinks you are a dork because there's nothing more exhilarating than living your life on a roll and a prayer.
This song is now available on the following CDs:
      
Comments:
2008-02-29 Voice of Kiki
Hot Waffles rock my incredibly geeky socks off. Their songs are always the musical equivalent of a natural 20.
2008-02-29 lukeski
Their charisma goes to 19! :D
2008-02-29 djseamus
I don't mean to be a grammer cop here, but dont' you mean "Living on a ROLE and a Prayer"? If you're talking about "role-playing" there should be an e at the end instead of another l. But it doesn't really matter 'cause I know this song's going to rock....and rolls are delicious. Mmmmm. I could go for a nice, hot buttered roll right now....on the top of, and under, an angus beef patty with cheese and bacon!
2008-02-29 djseamus
Shame on you, brothers waffle for always making me hungry!
2008-02-29 Spaff.com
Sweetness. Have fun at Marscon, y'all. Wish I could be there.
2008-02-29 dino-mike
This song is awesome!!! And I love the rockage!!! (Oh, the dude that doesn't understand that "roll" is referring to rolling a dice block obviously has never played D&D in his life)
2008-02-29 djseamus
What? You mean "Dungeons and Dragons", Dino-Mike? You are correct, sir, I have never played D&D. I have eaten quite a lot of rolls in my day though. Now "roll to see if I'm getting drunk....are there any girls there"? How could one not refference the Dead Alewives here?
2008-03-01 TakeruSTakomi
I'm loving this song. Going to be listening to this all week now. Thanks guys...
2008-03-03 Waffleking
We DO mean roll as in "roll of the dice" but we also like "rolls" the food item. Here's some new sample lyrics we can try: "I ate too much before the steak got there/I'm living on a roll and a prayer/Kaiser or Sourdough I don't really care/I'm living on a roll and a prayer
2008-03-03 Waffleking
We DO mean roll as in "roll of the dice" but we also like "rolls" the food item. Here's some new sample lyrics we can try: "I ate too much before the steak got there/I'm living on a roll and a prayer/Kaiser or Sourdough I don't really care/I'm living on a roll and a prayer
2008-03-05 djseamus
But as our Lord said: "Man does not live on bread alone". Thanks Chris. I'm honored that you were moved to make up some song lyrics from my inspiration. When THE FUMP March-April comes out, this will be given air-time on "Shillelagh Safari" for sure.
2008-03-07 Hurricane
Hmmm- so question: Should we bring rolls that look like dice if we see the Hot Waffles in concert from now on? ;) In any event, this song certainly hit the right numbers- a natural 20 in my estimation :)
2008-03-09 TimRyan
Rolls that look like dice would be so much hot if they also had waffle dents as the die pips. Boysenberry syrup optional.
2008-03-09 peterfump9
The roll could be the rye or the kaiser....
2008-03-15 devospice
Have I mentioned this song has become a personal favorite of mine? This friggin' rules!
2008-03-18 ProjectSisyphus
Way to rock and role!
2008-03-25 robin_the_spiffy
Awesome
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