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Power Salad She Wants an American Girl 
Classic rock parody dealing with the over-upmarketing of a freakin' DOLL already! Great American consumerism at its best! Parody lyrics by Craig Marks/guitars, bass, drum samples, keyboard and vocals by Chris Mezzolesta/special appearance by Abby Marks as the all-powerful end-consumer!
This song is now available on the following CDs:
2008-03-04 minkwheel
Having just come back from TOY FAIR in NYC a few weeks ago, I can sure appreciate THIS song! --GREAT WORK! -- DON'T DOWNLOAD THIS SONG FOR FREE folks... BUY it so that Chris and Craig can pay for their AMERICAN GIRL dolls for Abby. --minkwheel
2008-03-05 Spaff.com
Tom Petty's "American Girl" is featured in the movie Silence of the Lambs - the one with actor Anthony Hopkins - the one where he wears the scary mask - and I dress my American girl doll in the same scary mask - but a smaller version - it's cute in a way, but in other ways no.
2008-03-07 djseamus
Love the sound effects, and superb job Miss Marks. (Reminded me of Frank Zappa's daughter Moon's monologue in the song "Valley Girl"). Another timely and awesomely-executed song provided to us but our weekly, reccomended dose of Salad.
2008-03-07 devospice
I love this song, but fear it will be coming true for me in the not too distant future.
2008-03-09 peterfump9
This is excellent!
2008-03-18 ProjectSisyphus
Clever parody! (But be forewarned: the toys don't get cheaper, only more costly and dangerous.)
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