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Paul and Storm Nugget Man 
Based on the obituary of Dr. Robert C. Baker, former Food Science Professor at Cornell University. All of the facts in the song are true, except for those which are not.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2007-07-24 lukeski
YES!!! I was so hoping this would be your first FuMP submission! Thank you Paul and Storm for blessing us with a yummy slice of your Gumbo Pants!
2007-07-24 Hurricane
That was quite the tasty treat! Awesome song!!
2007-07-24 Carrie Dahlby
I <3 you guys, Paul and Storm! Thanks for the kick ass song!
2007-07-24 filkertom
Mmmm... nuggetty. ;) Very kewl.
2007-07-24 devospice
You know, I never did like chicken nuggets. I could never really figure out why. I guess this explains it. Awesome song, too. :)
2007-07-24 madmanOTL
Thank you for posting this song. I have been wanting to have a copy of it since I first heard the song in October.
2007-07-25 weirdojace
This song is great. And you guys have awesome harmonies.
2007-07-26 LoonieBin
Fantastic. Somehow I'm still not repulsed by nuggets.
2007-07-31 buzz-light-beer
That is really, REALLY fine work, you guys. I'm not easy to get a compliment out of, but...damn, what an exquisitely performed and orchestrated production... all for the sake of a truly, beautifully, stupid song. I promise I'm not being sarcastic when I say, thank you for enriching my life. By the way, where'd you get the gospel choir?
2007-07-31 Derwood Bowen
Interesting, well crafted.
2007-08-05 davidtanny
Oh, what a nugget man, he was.
2007-08-06 djseamus
Mmmmm, tastes like chicken...with "extra skin known for it's binding properties" of course. Great work, Storm and Paul. Looking forward to hearing more.
2007-08-17 robin_the_spiffy
It's good to have at least 1 song about the guy who invented chicken nuggets
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