The FuMP http://www.thefump.com The Funny Music Project! Fri, 19 Jan 2018 01:00:00 -0500 en-us Copyright 2018 FIDIM Interactive, LLC support@fidim.com 60 Devo Spice, Worm Quartet, Luke Ski, Tom Smith, Power Salad, Raymond and Scum, Steve Goodie, TV's Kyle, Insane Ian, fump, comedy, Dr. Demento, dementia, funny music, parody, funny songs, funny, weird, music Free funny songs twice a week! The FuMP is a twice-weekly podcast featuring new songs twice a week by talented musicians who also happen to be very funny people. These artists are regularly featured on The Dr. Demento Show and routinely perform at comedy clubs, music clubs, science fiction conventions, and other places around the country. FIDIM Interactive, LLC Tom Rockwell support@fidim.com Steve Goodie 2:44 no A Confederacy Of Douches by Steve Goodie http://www.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/sg128_a-confederacy-of-douches.mp3 Wow! It's 2018! We survived the big Billy Joel year*, just like we survived Y2K and Orwell's 1984. Excellent. Well, sort of excellent. We still have a climate-change-denying amateur golfer running our esteemed oligarchy. So that's... excellent. This is the title track to my new CD, which you can and should order here. Music, lyrics, guitars, bass, drums, piano, keyboards, percussion, ukulele, banjo, harmonica, vocals, arrangement, production: SG Backup vocals: Jenny Casey Saxophones: Bryan Cumming * you know, 2017... as in "Miami 2017" Fri, 19 Jan 2018 01:00:00 -0500 Insane Ian 3:15 no Tuesday's Song Is Not Yet Posted by Insane Ian http://www.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/ii128_tuesdays-song-is-not-yet-posted.mp3 Description of the song goes here. Tue, 16 Jan 2018 01:00:00 -0500 TV's Kyle 3:25 no I Think You by TV's Kyle http://www.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/tvk128_i-think-you.mp3 The third in a series of "stuff you did wrong" songs. Fri, 12 Jan 2018 01:00:00 -0500 Lauren Mayer M:SS no The Sexual Harassment Prevention Song by Lauren Mayer http://www.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/lm128_sexual-harassment-prevention-song.mp3 A simple musical solution to a perplexing problem Tue, 09 Jan 2018 01:00:00 -0500 Nuclear Bubble Wrap 2:36 no Elevator Music by Nuclear Bubble Wrap http://www.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/nbw128_elevator-music.mp3 Dude in an elevator wants to make small talk but his version of small talk is conspiracy theories. Jace McLain: vocals, keys, guitar Brendan Sheairs: keys, drum programming Fri, 05 Jan 2018 01:00:00 -0500 Power Salad 3:20 no The Brushing Song by Power Salad http://www.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/ps128_the-brushing-song.mp3 Back at the height of Cheetah-mania, Craig's daughter had a toothbrush that played Cheetah Girl songs while she brushed. The Brushing Song naturally takes things to the next illogical step. Lyrics by Craig and Chris, music by Chris. All voices and instruments by Chris except Kal Smith as THE CHILD. Tue, 02 Jan 2018 01:00:00 -0500 Worm Quartet 3:30 no My Job Gave Me a Poncho by Worm Quartet http://www.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/wq128_my-job-gave-me-a-poncho.mp3 Not quite a true story, but based on two true stories - I combined the conditions at a former job with a gift I received at my current job and the result was this mess. I've received several company-branded items over the years - coffee mugs, water bottles, towels, yoga mats, calculators, Rubik's cubes, condoms, bouillon, turnips, etc., but the one that raised my eyebrows the most was most definitely...well, I don't want to give it away for those of you who haven't read the title. Let's just say it rhymes with "Gonzo" if you have a serious speech impediment. The golden voice of Mr. Brian Graupner is sprinkled delicately onto the chorus, lending this song a touch of class that elevates it far beyond what one might normally expect from Worm Quartet's annual sonic offage. Vocals / backing vocals / oos / aahs / programming / keyboards - Shoebox Additional vocal gloriousness - Brian Graupner Recorded and mixed by Shoebox, mastered by Devo Spice Fri, 29 Dec 2017 01:00:00 -0500 Devo Spice 2:42 no Stupid Rap Battles 1: Frying Pan vs. Florida by Devo Spice http://www.fumpmedia.com/fumps/mp3_lo/ds128_frying-pan-vs-florida.mp3 You know all those battle raps that are popular online, such as Epic Rap Battles of History and Princess Rap Battles? Well, I had this idea to do Stupid Rap Battles. This is the first one. There really isn't anything else to say about this. Tue, 26 Dec 2017 01:00:00 -0500